Wyclef Jean takes his seat next to Al Gore

Everyone remembers the 2000 FloridaGate scandal in which Al Gore hung on for dear life despite the fact that the Bush family were already packing their bags to move into the White House.  Well, now Wyclef Jean can join the ranks of those who had trouble accepting that they’d had an election taken from them, except in Jean’s case, his name never even got on the ballot.  More than a month after the Haitian government rejected Wyclef Jean’s bid to run for president of Haiti, Jean has said that he has decided not to run in the election.  Decided not to run in the election where he was never a candidate in the first place.  In related news, I’ve decided to withdraw my bid to be the next Queen of England.