Have we been duped again by Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt?

After all that talk about divorce and drama and douches and whatnot, it seems like this whole thing may have been yet another publicity stunt from Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.  After Pratt’s recent release from arrest at a Costa Rican airport for carrying an illegal firearm (who takes a gun to a Central American airport, seriously?), he was seen over the weekend with off-again-on-again wife Heidi Montag.

The two have claimed they are getting divorced, and judging from the threats and the mud-slinging, all indications were that it would not be a pretty affair.  However, the couple suddenly seem to have put their differences aside, as they were seen walking together at the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer yesterday.  So who knows whether they’re really in the midst of an angry divorce or not – it wouldn’t surprise me if they got back together next week.

Spencer Pratt drinks a truth serum

Eleven and a half people and Heidi Montag were treated to the humblest of apologies on Twitter yesterday, when Spencer Pratt finally stated the completely obvious: “I need to apologize to Heidi and my 11.5 fans. I’m an epic douche – and you deserve better.” Pratt, who has stalked, ranted at, and even threatened his soon-to-be ex-wife Heidi Montag, has apparently decided to become a model of good behavior from this day forward, as he later linked to a recent interview in People where he did some more apologizing, and then some more apologizing on top of that.

Just for good measure, Pratt then asked his twitter followers to please retweet his apology, spreading news of his douchiness across the earth. Because the earth didn’t know this before.

Heidi Montag Plastic Surgeon Dr. Frank Ryan Dead in Car Wreck

Dr. Frank Ryan, Beverly Hills plastic surgeon to the stars, died Monday after his Jeep went over the side of Pacific Coast Highway around 4:30 PM. Ryan was the plastic surgeon responsible for Heidi Montag‘s recent extreme makeover. Some of his other clients included Shauna Sand, Vince Neil and Gene Simmons.

Dr. Frank Ryan
Dr. Frank Ryan

Dr. Frank Ryan, 50, somehow lost control of his vehicle and reportedly drove off the side of Pacific Coast Highway. His Jeep landed on the rocks below. Ryan suffered major head injuries in the accident. The Ventura County Fire Department attempted to rescue Ryan by helicopter, but he was pronounced dead at the scene.

Shortly before the crash, Ryan posted to his Twitter feed that he had finally “hiked to the top of the giant sand dune on the pch west of Malibu” after driving by it for 25 years. He also posted a picture of his border collie Jill looking out over the sand dune. The dog was injured in the wreck but survived.

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Heidi Montag Seperation from Spencer Pratt Filed But is Split Faked?

Plastic surgery queen and reality TV star Heidi Montag has officially filed for separation from husband Spencer Pratt. Montag filed the separation papers in Santa Monica on Tuesday, citing irreconcilable differences.

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag (MTV)

Heidi Montag began dating fellow The Hills star Spencer Pratt during the series. They became engaged in May of 2007, but later broke off their engagement. The two finally married in November, 2008 at a private ceremony in Mexico. They married again in California on April 25, 2009.

Many who know the couple believe the separation between Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt is a fake, possibly for publicity. Hills star Audrina Patridge told reporters at the MTV Movie Awards that she thinks “it’s a joke… I don’t believe it. They’re inseparable and in love.” Former Hills star Whitney Port also said she’s not taking the split seriously. “I doubt they’re really broken up,” she said. “I’m sure they’re still sticking together.”

Heidi Montag told People recently that she has “always loved Spencer, but right now we’re working on things.”

Even Montag’s sister Holly says the two are acting shady. “If anyone has come to expect anything from those 2 is that THEY r the LIARS [sic],” she said, according to the New York Daily News.

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Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Not an Addiction

The Hills star Heidi Montag says she is not a plastic surgery addict, despite recently going under the knife for 10 surgeries in one day. Heidi Montag has been keeping out of the public eye for the most part since her massive plastic surgery bout in November.

Heidi Montag before plastic surgery in November (Photo: © Glenn Francis, www.PacificProDigital.com)
Heidi Montag looks fine to us before 10 plastic surgery procedures in November (Photo: © Glenn Francis, www.PacificProDigital.com)

After the news came out she had undergone 10 procedures in one single day, some accused the 23-year-old reality TV star of being a plastic surgery addict. Appearing on Good Morning America this week, Montag said it’s not true.

“I would say that none of those people know me at all,” Montag said in an interview with Good Morning America. “And that’s just a judgment. I’m not addicted.”

The Hills star said her latest plastic surgery procedures were three years ago, which somehow proves she is not an addict. “If you’re addicted to something, you have to do it all the time, not once every couple of years, if even.” Yeah, we’re not really feeling that line of reasoning Heidi.

Heidi Montag reportedly spent 10 hours in total under the knife in her latest plastic surgery extravaganza. Montag’s surgeon, Dr. Frank Ryan, denied the procedures were excessive. “I disagree that it is that much plastic surgery,” Ryan said. “These are little tweaks and things we did.”

Heidi Montag on 'Good Morning America' (Photo: ABC)
Heidi Montag on 'Good Morning America' (Photo: ABC)

As for snarky comments she now looks like a plastic Barbie doll, Montag said she’s happy with the results of her plastic surgery. “I think I just look like a different, improved version of myself,” she said.

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Heidi Montag Kidnapping Report Just a False Alarm

Heidi Montag has been kidnapped! Well, not really. Turns out a neighbor of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt let their imagination run a bit out of control when they called in a police report saying the reality TV star was the victim of a kidnapping.

Heidi Montag
Heidi Montag

Apparently, one of Heidi Montag’s neighbors became concerned when they spotted The Hills star with a scarf over her face. Instead of just shrugging it off as celebrity weirdness, they called police and reported a possible kidnapping in action.

Police quickly determined the whole thing was a false alarm. Heidi Montag was apparently just covering up the aftereffects of her massive plastic surgery bout. “We’re grateful this was only a false alarm and I just had my pink Hermes scarf over me,” Montag told People. “A neighbor was concerned and called the police. We’re thankful to the LAPD for their response and making sure we were safe.”

An employee for Spencer Pratt who was briefly detained when police arrived on scene was questioned and released. We’re thinking poor dude probably deserves a raise…

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Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Addiction – 10 Surgeries in One Day

23-year-old The Hills star Heidi Montag apparently has quite a plastic surgery addiction. Heidi Montag admits she recently went under the knife for an insane 10 plastic surgery procedures in just one day.

Heidi Montag
Heidi Montag

“For the past three years, I’ve thought about what to have done,” Heidi Montag tells People in the mag’s latest issue. “I’m beyond obsessed.”

On Nov. 20, Heidi Montag checked in for a total body makeover plastic surgery session, which she details in the pages of People. She didn’t even tell her family what she was doing. This is the second time Montag has undergone plastic surgery.

We just think it’s very sad that a woman who was obviously beautiful to begin with feels she has to slice open her body to fit some kind of super-image of what female beauty is supposed to look like.

Hell of a way to inspire the young women of the world out there Heidi.

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