MTV’s released the trailer for “The Hills”. Snarkista isn’t sure if it is clips of plotlines that will really be developed- or the best parts of the season crammed into one trailer. Last season was pretty much a snoozer, and the hint here that the insufferable Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt may break up is [...]

We all know Heidi Montag professed her political love for John McCain a few months ago, and declared she was on his side! Now, Heidi’s been brown-nosing Meghan McCain, John’s daughter. This is NOT a good thing for John. He needs to re-watch the Jib Jab video! Heidi was lunching with Meghan yesterday, and the [...]

Oh, FAB! Finally the showbook for Heidi Montag’s fall collection for her Heidiwood line has arrived! It’s called her “Club Collection”, club here meaning bars, not country clubs. Heidi couldn’t fake her way into a country club if her life depended upon it; it’s impossible to overcome the class and intelligence deficit up in that [...]

Joy of joys, the gift of Ali Lohan singing her first single has arrived. It’s a little bit Lindsay, no? The burning question Snarkista HAS to know is…who’s worse? Ali or Heidi Montag? Sorry, no refunds on the three minutes you will lose if you listen.

The upcoming 4th of July holiday is a photo-op WAY too irresistible for Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt to leave alone! You KNOW we’ll be seeing the douche-dressers up in SOMETHING. Will they outdo their staged Easter bunny shoot? Can they top their fake Mother’s Day pics? What Snarkista wants to know is…. poll by [...]

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Oh my children, it’s hump day and Heidi Montag has a new song for us to celebrate the start of the downhill slide into Friday and freedom! It’s appropriate for today because of the “downhill slide” aspect of Wednesday- and of the song. As you won’t hear Heidi on the radio, you’ll have to settle [...]

In case you missed it, (which Snarkista DESPERATELY hopes is true because it would mean anything was more important), Spencer “Summer’s Eve” Pratt was on the David Letterman show the other night. Now, however, it’s Monday. You NEED some laughs to cheer you up from the dreaded stack of stuff. I am here for YOU! [...]

Those crazy kids at Kitson have bought it again! First it was Heidi Montag’s dirt cheap “Heidiwood” line- for those who love the poly-skank look. Now, it seems Michael Jackson’s teamed up with Ed Hardy designer Christian Audigier to create some new Jacksonfug for the demented, and Kitson’s reportedly gonna carry it. “It’s still in [...]

Girl, please. Who is gonna groove to this lameity-lame shizz? This is a 35 year old man’s fantasy video that would only come true if you have a giant wallet! 19 year old girls are NOT into old boy-band guys, and aren’t gonna come shake it at your tiki hut unless you’re loaded. I get [...]