Hilary Duff Rips Off Depeche Mode

Hilary Duff’s new single “Reach Out”, from her upcoming album The Best Of Hilary Duff (WTF?) samples HEAVILY from Depeche Mode’s classic “Personal Jesus.” She also snipped a few lines from Madonna’s “Like A Prayer.” Additionally, she sounds like she’s been using Heidi Montag’s synthesizer. Is this a prosecutable crime? Discuss.

Should Hayden Stick To Acting? Vote!

Well, if Ali Lohan can do it, Snarkista guesses anyone can. Hayden Panettierre has decided she’s not busy enough with her show Heroes, and is following in the golden steps of starlets Paris Hilton, Scarlett Johansson, Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan and others. She’s cut an album. Here’s Hayden’s first single and video from her upcoming album “Eclectic”, entitled Wake Up Call.

What Snarkista wants to know is…

Nick Zano – Good Morning, Glory!

Nick ZanoHow in the HELL did horsey Haylie Duff bag the fabulous man-specimen that is Nick Zano? He left Kristin Cavallari for the lesser Duff??? Nick and Kristin did break up in December, but I thought it was just the usual guy-gettin-outa-presents stuff that happens around Christmas and Valentine’s day. (Actually, guys, to pull that one off well you really need to lower the boom around Halloween).

Shockingly, Nick and Haylie got together in February. Buff Nick is now moving boxes into the house he and Haylie will be sharing. Is Nick losing his eyesight? Are we perhaps in an alternate universe? Is he the Duffer’s beard? IS THIS THE EVIL WORK OF MTV? (They’re ALL on it.)Lusting Inquiring minds MUST KNOW! Please give Snarkista the scoop if you have any clue how this CLEAR waste of hotness happened!