February 26, 2009

Crimes Against Fashion: Miley Cyrus Edition

What in the birthday cake are you wearing, Miley? These are the OSCARS, little vixen. You are not fooling ANYONE in that getup, they’ve all seen your hacked pix. So, did Disney pick it out? From the traveling dinner theater production of “The Little Mermaid: It’s Your Birthday, Ariel!”? Wait a minute… it’s all coming […]

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November 6, 2008

Sasha Fierce Needs A Stylist

Beyonce Knowles, who now REALLY wants you to call her “Sasha Fierce”…at least when she’s performing, hit the stage at the MTV Europe Music Awards in THIS piece of garbage. Cans. Beyonce’s obviously stolen baby sis Solange’s design-book! Sasha Fierce will soon be looking like Big Bird Fierce if this emulation continues. The House Of […]

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August 27, 2008

Solange Knowles Is House Of Dereon Victim

UPDATE!: Watch Solange show her ASS Wednesday in an interview with Fox News Las Vegas! The lesser diva got pissy with the anchorwoman after seeing a teaser regarding the closing of Jay-Z’s Vegas nightclub. The thing is, the teaser HADN’T aired! The rest of the story is here at Poptarts. It is NOT flattering. Bratz […]

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August 19, 2008

Crimes Against Fashion: Solange Knowles Edition

This should probably be “Crimes Against Fashion: Tina Knowles Edition.” However, Solange Knowles IS an adult, and presumably has the ability to say “HELL NO, MOM!” She didn’t, so Solange is charged with the crime. There is SO much wrong with Solange’s new video for her lame song “Sandcastle Disco”. Solange can NOT dance. (She […]

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June 5, 2008

Poll: Beyonce’s “House of Dereon” For Kids

Beyonce and mom Tina Knowles have extended the god-awful clothing line named after B’s poor grandmom. Now, YOUR kids can dress like little Lolitas AND help support Beyonce and Tina’s nasty rhinestone and glitter habits! That shiz is CRACK for those two! What’s next- kiddie cameltoes? Gramma must be rolling in her grave. Is Snarkista […]

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