Hugh Hefner marrying for a third time

Just when you thought things with Hugh Hefner couldn’t get any more gross, he’s now engaged to marry his girlfriend, Crystal Harris, who is a mere 23 years old.  According to Hef’s Twitter, the 84-year-old Playboy founder proposed to Crystal on Christmas Eve, and allegedly she burst into tears.

You can’t really blame her – she’s about to be legally tied to a man old enough to be her great-grandfather, and yet… think of the inheritance.  Naturally there will be a lot of mixed emotions!  No word yet on a wedding date, but you can bet it’s going to be a glitzy, glamorous affair, and that there will be a lot of young blondes and rich dudes in attendance.