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		<title>Britney Spears&#8217; Dad Makes a Small Fortune</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 22:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AlexisJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Britney Spears dad, Jamie Spears, pocketed over 500 thousand for managing her Femme Fatale Tour. Court documents recently awarded Jaime $537,987.37 as a base pay for the services he provided on the tour. Additionally, Jamie will get a cut from Britney&#8217;s manager for a commission after the tour &#8211; and all told it&#8217;s expected the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-12570" title="britney-spears-2" src="http://snarkfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/britney-spears-2-470x352.jpg" alt="" width="470" height="352" />Britney Spears dad, Jamie Spears, pocketed over 500 thousand for managing her Femme Fatale Tour. Court documents recently awarded Jaime $537,987.37 as a base pay for the services he provided on the tour. Additionally, Jamie will get a cut from Britney&#8217;s manager for a commission after the tour &#8211; and all told it&#8217;s expected the dad of the Princess of Pop will clear seven figures.</p>
<p>However, sources say the salary isn&#8217;t unearned. Apparently Jamie did the job of five people on the tour, thereby ensuring that Britney and Co save more than a million in salaries for people they would have hired. Let&#8217;s call that money well spent.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, Jamie Lynn Spears debuted her country music career. So we&#8217;ll see how that goes.</p>
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		<title>Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge Split</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 17:28:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cameron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jamie Lynn Spears and baby daddy Casey Aldridge have reportedly split up, finally calling it quits on their seemingly never-ending engagement. 18-year-old Spears has reportedly moved back in with mom Lynne Spears and allegedly already has a new man, 28-year-old businessman James Watson.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Jamie Lynn Spears</strong> and baby daddy <strong>Casey Aldridge</strong> have reportedly split up, finally calling it quits on their seemingly never-ending engagement. 18-year-old Spears has reportedly moved back in with mom <strong>Lynne Spears</strong> and allegedly already has a new man, 28-year-old businessman James Watson.</p>
<div id="attachment_6889" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 410px"><a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/deed.en"><img class="size-full wp-image-6889" title="Jamie Lynn Spears SF" src="http://snarkfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Jamie-Lynn-Spears-SF.jpg" alt="Jamie Lynn Spears (Photo: jenniferh2525 - Source: Wikimedia Commons)" width="400" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Jamie Lynn Spears (Photo: jenniferh2525 - Source: Wikimedia Commons)</p></div>
<p>Nickelodeon star Jamie Lynn Spears and fiancé Casey Aldridge reportedly broke up about six weeks ago when Spears moved out of the couple&#8217;s home and back in with her mother. So we&#8217;re guessing that wedding they kept talking about forever but never actually had is pretty much permanently off.</p>
<p>Spears famously became a &#8216;poster child&#8217; for unwed teenage parenthood when she revealed she was pregnant with Aldridge&#8217;s child when she was 16. The couple&#8217;s now 19-month-old daughter, <strong>Maddie</strong>, is reportedly living with Spears.</p>
<p>Spears and Aldridge have not commented so far on reports of their breakup, but rumor has it Spears already has a new man in her life. According to People, Spears is now dating James Watson, a businessman from Louisiana.</p>
<p>Well, we can only hope Jamie Lynn will be moving on up to her new beau&#8217;s digs sometime soon, because if she has any sense at all, she won&#8217;t be keeping her daughter under Lynne Spears&#8217; roof for long. We shudder to think of momma Spears having her hands involved too deeply in raising yet another generation of the family brood.</p>
<p><strong>&gt;&gt; Previously:  </strong><a title="Permanent Link to Britney Spears and Kevin Federline Custody Split Extended" rel="bookmark" href="http://snarkfood.com/britney-spears-and-kevin-federline-custody-split-extended/34792/"><strong>Britney Spears and Kevin Federline Custody Split Extended</strong></a></p>
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		<title>Casey Aldridge Recovering, To Be Moved From ICU</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 14:16:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snarkista</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jamie-Lynn Spears&#8217; baby-daddy Casey Aldridge is recovering from his bad smashup early Sunday morning. Casey&#8217;s been hospitalized with a head injury from flipping his F-250 pickup truck on the driver’s side on a two-lane road in Louisiana at 1:30 a.m. Sunday. Police say alcohol was not involved&#8230;so either local law enforcement are starstruck, or Casey [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://snarkfood.com/casey-aldridge-recovering-to-be-moved-from-icu/casey-aldridge-accident/" rel="attachment wp-att-3414"><img src="http://snarkfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/casey-aldridge-accident.jpg" alt="casey-aldridge-accident" title="casey-aldridge-accident" width="240" height="320" class="alignright size-full wp-image-3414" /></a><strong>Jamie-Lynn Spears&#8217;</strong> baby-daddy <strong>Casey Aldridge</strong> is recovering from his bad smashup early Sunday morning.  Casey&#8217;s been hospitalized with a head injury from flipping his F-250 pickup truck on the driver’s side on a two-lane road in Louisiana at 1:30 a.m. Sunday.  Police say alcohol was not involved&#8230;so either local law enforcement are starstruck, or Casey was busting it to get home after some mischief.</p>
<p>Doctors at the University of Mississippi Medical Center in Jackson, Miss., said they plan to move the 19-year-old out of the intensive care unit as early as Monday, a source close to the family tells <em>People</em>.</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;They said it was borderline whether he needed surgery or not,&#8221; says the source, &#8220;but they&#8217;ve taken some scans and see no further damage.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Aldridge, the father of Spears&#8217;s 10-month-old daughter Maddie, has made some bone-headed moves in the past&#8230;particularly having a proclivity to CHEAT.  Snarkista says that either having his bell rung in a major way could turn Casey into a genius, or, more probably, ensure more idiot stunts.  The smart money is on &#8220;B&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>Jamie Lynn Spears Cancels Wedding To Casey Aldridge</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 13:24:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snarkista</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teen mom Jamie Lynn Spears has decided not to marry her womanizing baby-daddy Casey Aldridge. OK! Magazine reporteds: &#8220;The wedding&#8217;s off,&#8221; a source tells the publication. &#8220;They are still in love, living together and very happy, but they have no plans to get married. Jamie Lynn has everything she wants and feels no need for [...]]]></description>
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<p>Teen mom <strong>Jamie Lynn Spears</strong> has decided not to marry her womanizing baby-daddy <strong>Casey Aldridge</strong>.  <em>OK! Magazine</em> reporteds: </p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;The wedding&#8217;s off,&#8221; a source tells the publication. &#8220;They are still in love, living together and very happy, but they have no plans to get married. Jamie Lynn has everything she wants and feels no need for a ring and piece of paper.  She and Casey have weathered a lot in their young relationship already and don&#8217;t need the pressure of making wedding plans.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>In June, the couple welcomed their daughter <strong>Maddie Briann</strong>.  Casey&#8217;s been busted for cheating before and after the baby&#8217;s birth.  </p>
<p>Most recently, Jamie and Casey were seen taking their little daughter to big sis <strong>Britney Spears&#8217;</strong> comeback concert, &#8220;Circus&#8221;, on March 3.  Good thing Maddie is younger than her cousins <strong>Sean Preston</strong> and <strong>Jayden James</strong>, who are being dragged to Brit&#8217;s concerts every night as they&#8217;ve been forced to join the Circus.  She probably can&#8217;t see the stage yet, and that&#8217;s a good thing! <a href="http://snarkfood.com/britney-spears-is-too-fat-for-this/">It&#8217;s definitely NOT kid-friendly</a>, but this is a foreign concept to the Spears sisters.  </p>
<p>Good luck keeping Casey on his leash, Jamie Lynn!</p>
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		<title>Has OK Magazine Stepped Off Of The Spears&#8217; Gravy Train?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:58:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snarkista</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK! Magazine&#8217;s new publisher Kent Brownridge has reportedly derailed the Spears family-machine&#8217;s relationship with the magazine. The New York Post says that Brownridge, a Rolling Stone veteran, tightened OK!&#8217;s budget and clipped the magazine&#8217;s ties with the Spears clan. OK! previously bought exclusives on everything from little unwed Jamie Lynn&#8217;s pregnancy to Britney&#8217;s first photo [...]]]></description>
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<em>OK!</em> Magazine&#8217;s new publisher Kent Brownridge has reportedly derailed the <strong>Spears</strong> family-machine&#8217;s relationship with the magazine.  The<em> New York Post</em> says that Brownridge, a <em>Rolling Stone</em> veteran, tightened <em>OK!&#8217;s </em>budget and clipped the magazine&#8217;s ties with the Spears clan.  <em> OK!</em> previously bought exclusives on everything from little unwed <strong>Jamie Lynn&#8217;s</strong> pregnancy to <strong>Britney&#8217;s </strong>first photo shoot with her kids (with Cheetos).</p>
<p>Papa <strong>Jamie Spears</strong>, <a href="http://snarkfood.com/britney-spears-daddys-little-girlforever/">now in permanent control of Britney&#8217;s entire life</a>, apparently is refusing to work with <em>OK!</em>, and the tab has banned its staff from Spears events!  Natch, a rep for <em>OK!</em> denies all, saying:</p>
<blockquote><p> &#8220;We always follow the Spears- in fact, Britney is on our current cover, and we&#8217;ll continue running stories about them. We need them and they need us.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>We&#8217;ll see if the recession changes anyone&#8217;s mind about an end to the long relationship&#8230;Britney has no lack of scandal these days, even though Papa Spears is running the show.  Her new single, &#8220;If You Seek Amy&#8221;, is the subject of much global hand-wringing.  The naughty tune has been banned from Australian airplay, and may suffer the same fate in the U.S.  </p>
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		<title>Britney Spears: Daddy&#8217;s Little Girl&#8230;Forever.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 02:12:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snarkista</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, Adnan Ghalib and Sam (Osama) Lufti can go ahead and get on out of L.A. now. Any hope they had of sneaking back into Britney Spears&#8217; life to encourage gas-station runs and &#8220;special medicine&#8221; just blew out the window. Court papers were filed in L.A. Superior Court on Monday making Britney&#8217;s papa Jamie Spears&#8217; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://snarkfood.com/britney-spears-daddys-little-girlforever/britney-and-sam-lufti-2/' rel="attachment wp-att-1625"><img src="http://snarkfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/britney-and-sam-lufti.jpg" alt="" title="britney-and-sam-lufti" width="200" height="200" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-1625" /></a>Well, <strong>Adnan Ghalib</strong> and <strong>Sam (Osama) Lufti</strong> can go ahead and get on out of L.A. now.  Any hope they had of sneaking back into Britney Spears&#8217; life to encourage gas-station runs and &#8220;special medicine&#8221; just blew out the window.  Court papers were filed in L.A. Superior Court on Monday making Britney&#8217;s papa <strong>Jamie Spears&#8217;</strong> temporary conservatorship over his daughter&#8217;s career AND life a permanent position.  Papz everywhere are devastated that the final nail&#8217;s been driven into the &#8220;Britney Economy&#8221;.  </p>
<p>The agreement gives permanent control of the singer&#8217;s finances to Papa Spears and attorney Andrew Wallet. Jamie will be the sole conservator over Britney’s personal life.  For life.  Mind-boggling!  In the court papers pertaining to Britney’s financial matters, it says Britney &#8220;is substantially unable to manage &#8230; her financial resources or to resist fraud or undue influence.&#8221;</p>
<p>When it comes to Britney&#8217;s personal life, the papers state she &#8220;is unable properly to provide for her personal needs for physical health, food, clothing, or shelter.&#8221;  The personal order also gives her father &#8220;the power to restrict and limit visitors by any means.&#8221;  So, Brit-Brit still doesn&#8217;t have enough sense to come in out of the rain, or ingest things besides cheetos and frappuchinos.  Okay, now daddy will eternally keep an eye on her.  Just one problem&#8230;who&#8217;s watching <strong>Jamie-Lynn</strong>?</p>
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		<title>Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant Again?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 14:05:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Reports are flying that unwed teen mom Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant again. Further proof that the crazy juice levels in the Kentwood, Louisiana water are off the charts! The National Enquirer broke the news, and quotes a source as saying: “Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding,” said the close [...]]]></description>
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Reports are flying that unwed teen mom <strong>Jamie Lynn Spears </strong>is pregnant again.  Further proof that the crazy juice levels in the Kentwood, Louisiana water are off the charts!  The National Enquirer broke the news, and quotes a source as saying:</p>
<blockquote><p>“Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding,” said the close source. “She’d expected to have her period by early September.” </p></blockquote>
<p>A home pregnancy test came back positive and Jamie Lynn cried her eyes out, said the source.  Mom <strong>Lynne Spears</strong> was apparently<strong> livid.</strong>  Snarkista thinks Lynne hasn&#8217;t spent enough time educating Jamie-Lynn about the birds and the bees, amongst MANY other things.  Guess she was <a href="http://snarkfood.com/lynne-spears-not-mother-of-the-year/">too busy writing her tell-all book</a> about Britney and Jamie Lynn.  17 year old Jamie Lynn gave birth only 3 months ago to her daughter Maddie Brianne.  </p>
<blockquote><p>“Jamie Lynn is about eight weeks pregnant, and she and her mom Lynne are hysterical.  Neither of them knows what to do, but for now they’re trying to keep the news from getting out.”</p></blockquote>
<p>Er, guess it&#8217;s a little too late for that.  Womanizer boyfriend <strong>Casey Aldridge</strong> is Maddie&#8217;s daddy, but the Enquirer says it will reveal the father of THIS baby in it&#8217;s print issue, which hits the stands today.  <strong>Great.</strong>  Look for Jamie Lynn to follow in big sis Britney&#8217;s steps and go batshit crazy in a few years.  It won&#8217;t be pretty when that long blond hair gets shaved off.</p>
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		<title>Lynne Spears: Not Mother Of The Year</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:29:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As you all know, dear children, Britney Spears&#8217; mama Lynne has written a noble book called Through The Storm. Not just any book, but a piece of tell-all prose that highlights the troubles of being a child-pimp star mommy. Lynne&#8217;s book was all set to hit the stands around the time Britney went batshit crazy, [...]]]></description>
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As you all know, dear children, <strong>Britney Spears&#8217;</strong> mama <strong>Lynne</strong> has written a noble book called <em>Through The Storm</em>.  Not just any book, but a piece of tell-all prose that highlights the troubles of being a <strike>child-pimp</strike> star mommy.  Lynne&#8217;s book was all set to hit the stands around the time Britney went batshit crazy, so the release was pushed back to September 16th.  More juicy stuff to spill!  And spill she does.</p>
<p>Lynne has thrown HERSELF under the bus mom-wise, but hey&#8230;Brit-Brit has burned through some <em>major </em>coin lately, and a mom&#8217;s gotta have her spa days!  Here are just a few nuggets:</p>
<p>Britney started drinking at <strong>13,</strong> after she joined The Mickey Mouse Club. Lynne was one of those moms who didn&#8217;t really care as long as she was around for the drankin&#8217;. Hit me baby one more time&#8230;with vodka!  </p>
<p>Lynne let Britney date an 18 year old football player when she was <strong>14</strong>.  Lynne was all for THIS genius idea, &#8216;cuz she wanted Britney to be popular!  Kentwood family values! It was also cool with Lynne for Britney to spend the night with the jockstrap.  Shocker when the dude popped Brit-Brit&#8217;s cherry!  And you fell for that crap about Britney being a virgin when she was 14.  Suckers!</p>
<p>When Britney was <strong>16</strong>, she got caught with cocaine and pot while trying to board a private plane.  By then, she was dating and sleeping with Justin Timberlake.  In Britney&#8217;s room.  &#8216;Cuz Lynne let them. But Britney was in love, y&#8217;all!  Come <em>on</em>!  A mom&#8217;s gotta have a heart! Have YOU ever had to argue with a 16 year old?  Lynne rests her case.</p>
<p>Lynne blames Britney&#8217;s managers for turning her into a sex symbol at such a tender age.  <strong>WTF?!</strong> Oh, and Lynne is really sad about her baby Jamie Lynn&#8217;s early knock-up too.  Snarkista told you there is some <a href="http://snarkfood.com/casey-aldridge-needs-a-rubber/">hellacious crazy-juice in the Kentwood, Louisiana water.</a>  Obviously Lynne&#8217;s been guzzling that stuff for a LONG time.  But go buy the book, y&#8217;all!  Britney&#8217;s got some big doctor bills.  And attorney bills.  And child support. And&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Jamie Lynn Spears? Kick The Man-Ho Out!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 19:12:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snarkista</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Snarkista&#8217;s told you what a poor excuse for a man Casey Aldridge, father of Jamie Lynn Spear&#8217;s baby is. Not long ago, Casey got popped in the press for cheating on Jamie Lynn with a MUCH older woman while she was pregnant. Now, ANOTHER slut has come forward, and this one cashed a check from [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://snarkfood.com/jamie-lynn-spears-needs-to-kick-the-man-ho-out/21930pcn_spears/' rel="attachment wp-att-832"><img src="http://snarkfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/jamie-lynn-and-casey-470x753.jpg" alt="" title="jamie lynn and casey" width="470" height="753" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-832" /></a>Snarkista&#8217;s <a href="http://snarkfood.com/casey-aldridge-needs-a-rubber/">told you what a poor excuse for a man Casey Aldridge</a>, father of Jamie Lynn Spear&#8217;s baby is.  Not long ago, Casey got popped in the press for cheating on Jamie Lynn with a MUCH older woman while she was pregnant.  Now, ANOTHER slut has come forward, and this one cashed a check from the National Enquirer.</p>
<p>20 year old &#8220;beauty queen&#8221; Andrea Revels went to school with Casey, and says she&#8217;s been screwing around with him for <strong>4 years.</strong>  Andrea says that:</p>
<blockquote><p> “Casey is a womanizer and a player who can’t keep it in his pants. Casey hit on me every time he saw me…He threw himself on me and foolishly we ended up making love almost every time. During our romance, Casey was sleeping with as many as four other girls besides Jamie Lynn. All Casey can think about is the next person he’s going to have sex with.”</p></blockquote>
<p>Is Casey Aldridge the only man in Kentwood, Louisiana?  &#8216;Cuz he&#8217;s screwing the whole frickin&#8217; town. Snarkista said they need to check the crazy-juice levels in the water supply, but holy crap!  Andrea helpfully confirmed what we all know to be true&#8230;that Casey&#8217;s only in it for the Spears cash.  What a royal asshat.  </p>
<p>Jamie Lynn&#8217;s been rumored to be having second thoughts about marrying the idiot, and if she goes through with it after THIS bombshell, she deserves what she gets.  Get him the hell out of the house, Jamie Lynn, and use his public cheating to minimize any cash he tries to squeeze out of you.  Lawyer-up with someone who DOESN&#8217;T advertise on billboards and cut your losses while you can. </p>
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		<title>Casey&#8217;s Cheating On Jamie Lynn Spears, D-Listers Pile On</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 18:40:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snarkista</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Esteemed media purveyor In Touch magazine has an &#8220;exclusive&#8221; with a 28 year old woman who says she cheated with 19 year old Casey Aldridge, Jamie-Lynn Spears&#8217; baby daddy. While Jamie-Lynn was fat preggers. They have some pretty skanky pics in the mag that Jamie-Lynn is probably beating the shizz out of Casey with right [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://snarkfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/jamie-lynn-ok-cheater.jpg" alt="" title="jamie-lynn-ok-cheater" width="400" height="450" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-709" />Esteemed media purveyor <em>In Touch</em> magazine has an &#8220;exclusive&#8221; with a 28 year old woman who says she cheated with 19 year old <strong>Casey Aldridge</strong>, <strong>Jamie-Lynn Spears&#8217; </strong> baby daddy.  While Jamie-Lynn was fat preggers.  They have some pretty skanky pics in the mag that Jamie-Lynn is probably beating the shizz out of Casey with right now. Don&#8217;t wake the baybah!</p>
<p>Rumors have been around for a long time that Casey couldn&#8217;t keep his pants zipped.  Guess <em>In Touch </em>came up with the right number on the paycheck!! </p>
<p>Jason Alexander, Britney&#8217;s &#8220;mini-marriage&#8221; groom has chimed in and says that yes, Casey is a big fat cheater. And&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>“Kelli and Casey have been a couple on and off for a few years, they were a really tight couple, but I think it was hard for Kelli, having Jamie Lynn in the picture.</p></blockquote>
<p>The cradle robber, Kelli Dawson, says she and Casey have been hooking up for 12 months!  And still are!!  They stopped having sex, though, &#8216;cuz of the baby and all.  Kelli apparently had a whiff of remorse about keeping that part up.  Check out her pic-  she looks about 38, not 28!  Somebody needs to check the crazy-juice levels in the Kentwood water.  Great job, Casey!  Your gravy-train may have just derailed!<br />
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