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“Hey, y’all! Jamie Lynn Spears here! Some of you younguns might not know how Ah got all knocked up and stuff and ended up with ma baybah Maddie! So, Ah put this video out for y’all so you kin git ya yer OWN baybah! It is REAL easy!” A Snarkista Smooch to Allan and Sean [...]

Baby Spears is a momma! Jamie Lynn had a C-Section this morning at approximately 8:30 am central at Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb, MS., and is reportedly resting well. The baby girl has been named Maddie Briann, her middle name probably in honor of Jamie Lynn and Britney’s brother Brian. Maddie weighs 7 pounds, [...]

And from the looks of things, Brit-Brit is jealous of Jamie-Lynn’s preggy bod! Reports say Britney’s firing up the jet today and is about to hookem to Mississippi for the baby-poppin’. Brit honey, I’ve said it before, you REALLY, REALLY look knocked-up! Unless that’s one bigass cheeto bag you’re smuggling. I don’t think you’re gonna [...]