Lynne Spears wants everyone to know she was NOT a stage mother to Britney Spears. Not even a little bit. No, no, Lynne’s hands are clean, according to Lynne. Lynne has a book to promote, as you probably know. She says that even when young Britney was a Mouseketeer, that “Britney pushed me.”
Wow. How unusual that a child would make demands of a parent. Sadly, Lynne appears to have caved to Britney at every turn. Quoth Lynne:
It’s been a wild ride for everybody. … She’s out there, she’s with the crowds and with her peer groups, and she’s doing things. … I have sat for hours, thinking about everything that’s happened.”
Sitting. Not doing anything about it, but thinking about it. Helpful! Lynne sat by while Britney shaved her head and went batshit crazy. Fortunately for Britney, her dad has some balls. Jamie Spears DID something while Lynne was sitting and thinking. Jamie’s intervention may have saved Britney’s sanity and her life. She’s still on the road to recovery, but Snarkista is thrilled for Britney’s VMA victories. They surely must have helped her self-esteem.
Here’s Lynne’s interview with Meredith Viera.
Britney Spears, contrary to a gazillion net reports over the past 24 hours, is not going to play a lesbian stripper in Quentin Tarantino’s remake of the cult classic Faster Pussycat! Kill Kill! The part would have had her murdering her boyfriend, making out with girls, ripping her clothes off and other shizz that Britney would have to ACT to do. Actually, only the murdering part would require acting.
Brit’s reps tell Access Hollywood that it’s bogus, and Quentin will not be riding on the Spears crazy-train. Yes, sadly, theyâ€™ve already denied everything. Snarkista is PISSED! A Britney-Quentin combo had such enormous WTF potential!
Britney’s party-killer reps allow that:
â€œThough she definitely intends to explore acting roles down the road, right now sheâ€™s concentrating on recording her next album.â€
Translation: Britney’s tied up (literally) in the studio right now playing with cheetos and cigarettes. We’re faking up some shizz for a release, and there’s no way in holy hell she’s gonna come within 3 states of Quentin Tarantino. Britney get THAT kind of behavior reinforcement? Oh, HELL no. Papa Spears has been working TOO effin’ hard to have it blow like a meth lab within 30 minutes.
Britney Spears has apparently fallen for another of her staff members, this one’s a bodyguard, and a former Israeli soldier. The 26-year-old singer, battling to jumpstart her career and personal life, is reportedly dating the guard named Lee.
So Lee is the flavor of the week, and is the fourth member of Brit-Brit’s staff dated by the popwreck. Lee’s worked full-time for Brit for the past six months. He’s has been spending his days off by her side and has now even started sleeping under the same roof at her LA home. A source tells The Sun
Britney and Lee hit it off immediately. He is her perfect type. She loves guys who work out and he is in great shape from his days serving in the Israeli Army.He also has a few tattoos, which she loves. Theyâ€™ve spent so much time together that one thing led to another and their relationship became physical. They are in Mexico together. Theyâ€™ve been having a great time â€” Leeâ€™s put a smile on her face.
American-born Lee was the mystery man snapped earlier this week dancing with Britney at the side of her Mexico hotel swimming pool. He’s probably helped put Britney through her paces as she’s battled to lose the cheeto belly.
Snarkista guesses a bodyguard IS a step up from jailer Sam Lufti, who looks like a greased pig, or superpapz Adnan Ghalib who we PROBABLY haven’t heard the last of. It wouldn’t be a surprise if the rumored sex tape between Adnan and Brit materializes, if Britney doesn’t let him back into her life after Papa is removed as her conservator.
When that happens, which could be soon, it will be a huge IF for Britney. When she has control of her assets and her life again, don’t think for a second that the leaches and the swarms of papz won’t come storming back in. It’s just a matter of when. Keeping Lee around, with his Israeli army experience, may be a smart move for Brit. She’s gonna need someone who’s not afraid to kick a bunch of ass and ruin a bunch of names.
Britney Spears’ former
jailer “manager” Sam Lutfi is determined to fight the restraining order preventing him from contacting the singer, according to insiders. Lufti cut off all outside communication between Britney, her friends and family while he was “managing” her. When Papa Spears stormed into the picture, one of the first things he did was get a restraining order on Sam (Osama) Lufti and cut off his access to Britney. The order is likely to be discussed during a court hearing scheduled for tomorrow (July 31).
And it seems that her once constant companion is refusing to go away quietly. “Sam wonâ€™t sign a permanent stay-away,” a source told E! Online, adding, “If they want to go to trial, he will go to trial. He did nothing wrong.” Except hide all the cellphones and chargers and use a car battery on the kitchen table to charge them under his supervision. And hold Britney virtually hostage while she went batshit crazy. And give her “medicine”.
Lutfi was ordered not to go within 250 yards of his famous former pal on February 1, and the order has since been extended twice without objection. Sam knows that Britney’s conservatorship could end today or tomorrow, and if it does- she’d gain back control of her assets. THAT’s why Sam won’t go away. It’s all about the money, honey.