Photoshop Awards: Jennifer Aniston Edition

Jennifer Aniston dropped by The View to discuss her surprise-trauma-inducing movie Marley And Me, as well as her naked GQ shoot. Stalker says the GQ folks got her hammered before she took it all off, AND blabbed that she’d been Photoshopped in the magazine! From the looks of it, her thighs, knees and the girls all got spiffed up.

“What happened to the girl next door from “Friends?” Barbara Walters asked, holding up the January issue, in which Aniston appears seated, smiling, with her legs crossed, with only a tie around her neck. “She’s there! Photoshopped!” Aniston, 39, replied.

THAT will help your career, Jenny. Snarkista’s spies saw Marley And Me yesterday, and reported a whole theater full of bawling kids…with unsuspecting parents who were QUITE angry they’d been suckered into a “feel good” movie that ends horribly. Obviously, they didn’t read the book. Nonetheless, they’re PISSED at you, and possibly traumatized for life. Nice move!

Jennifer Aniston Strips For GQ Magazine

Jennifer Aniston took it all off for the January cover of GQ magazine– choosing the patriotic route by wearing a red, white and blue tie. It’s naked week! At least Stalker didn’t have to lose 75 pounds via Photoshop like Khloe Kardashian! I digress. Jenny is still blabbing about ex-hubby Brad Pitt, and makes sure Saint Angie Jo knows she is still around.

“When there’s something to congratulate or celebrate, there’s an exchange,” she tells the magazine. “But there’s no charge on it.”

Stalker says that of course, they aren’t best friends, but they do keep in touch! Via Jenny’s voodoo doll! Aniston looks good for a girl who’s almost 40, though, and her plastic surgeon is to be congratulated for his fine work. May be time to hike the girls up a tad, however, before Stalker’s next spread.

Here’s Jenny on 30 Rock, playing herself.