“What happened to the girl next door from “Friends?” Barbara Walters asked, holding up the January issue, in which Aniston appears seated, smiling, with her legs crossed, with only a tie around her neck. “She’s there! Photoshopped!” Aniston, 39, replied.

THAT will help your career, Jenny. Snarkista’s spies saw Marley And Me yesterday, and reported a whole theater full of bawling kids…with unsuspecting parents who were QUITE angry they’d been suckered into a “feel good” movie that ends horribly. Obviously, they didn’t read the book. Nonetheless, they’re PISSED at you, and possibly traumatized for life. Nice move!