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Stalker Aniston Is Pissed At Anne Hathaway

anne-hathaway-jennifer-aniston-feudCatfight alert! Anne Hathaway, who can not EVER shut up, tried to make a joke about stalker Jennifer Aniston, and Jenny is not amused. Anne was actually attempting a joke on herself, but, TMI is Anne’s middle name and Stalker didn’t approve of her name being used in such a truthful tasteless way. So…out came the claws!

In a pre-Oscar interview, Anne said she made “bad choices” when it comes to men, and vowed to go solo or take her dad as her date to the 81st Annual Academy Awards. As an after-thought she added “I’m like Jennifer Aniston. I pick the wrong guys.”

Jennifer has ZERO sense of humor, or self-confidence, and shot back with “Say what you like…I’ve never dated con-men or criminals!” Meow! Better run, Anne. And drop the mike on your way out.

Photoshop Awards: Jennifer Aniston Edition

Jennifer Aniston dropped by The View to discuss her surprise-trauma-inducing movie Marley And Me, as well as her naked GQ shoot. Stalker says the GQ folks got her hammered before she took it all off, AND blabbed that she’d been Photoshopped in the magazine! From the looks of it, her thighs, knees and the girls all got spiffed up.

“What happened to the girl next door from “Friends?” Barbara Walters asked, holding up the January issue, in which Aniston appears seated, smiling, with her legs crossed, with only a tie around her neck. “She’s there! Photoshopped!” Aniston, 39, replied.

THAT will help your career, Jenny. Snarkista’s spies saw Marley And Me yesterday, and reported a whole theater full of bawling kids…with unsuspecting parents who were QUITE angry they’d been suckered into a “feel good” movie that ends horribly. Obviously, they didn’t read the book. Nonetheless, they’re PISSED at you, and possibly traumatized for life. Nice move!