In a pre-Oscar interview, Anne said she made “bad choices” when it comes to men, and vowed to go solo or take her dad as her date to the 81st Annual Academy Awards. As an after-thought she added “I’m like Jennifer Aniston. I pick the wrong guys.”

Jennifer has ZERO sense of humor, or self-confidence, and shot back with “Say what you like…I’ve never dated con-men or criminals!” Meow! Better run, Anne. And drop the mike on your way out.

“What happened to the girl next door from “Friends?” Barbara Walters asked, holding up the January issue, in which Aniston appears seated, smiling, with her legs crossed, with only a tie around her neck. “She’s there! Photoshopped!” Aniston, 39, replied.

THAT will help your career, Jenny. Snarkista’s spies saw Marley And Me yesterday, and reported a whole theater full of bawling kids…with unsuspecting parents who were QUITE angry they’d been suckered into a “feel good” movie that ends horribly. Obviously, they didn’t read the book. Nonetheless, they’re PISSED at you, and possibly traumatized for life. Nice move!