Stalker Jennifer Aniston Pregnant With John Mayer’s Babe?

Hmmm. If this claim by Australia’s New Weekly is true, it would explain why Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer got back together after their recent very public breakup. Jennifer Aniston pregnant? The Stalker’s been trying to have a baby forever, and ex-hubby Brad Pitt’s ever growing brood with Angelina Jolie is a slap in the face approximately every 9 months.

Jennifer has a big task to tackle if she wants to tame Mayer’s famous womanizing. John is reportedly trying to throw Jen off the trail by promising her that he’ll quit smoking and cut down on drinking in order to give their romance another shot. Red herring! Jen’s friends were glad she dumped John, and have been scratching their heads as to why they seem to be reunited. Getting pregnant is NEVER a good reason to try and salvage a relationship, and Snarkista thinks marriage should come before babies.

Aniston’s wanted to be a mom for a very long time, however, so if the rumor is true…maybe she’ll finally have that little someone she’s been hoping for. Just don’t let John Mayer make his funny faces at the baby, it will scar the poor thing for life. Stay tuned.