Welcome to the world Snooki baby! Get ready to join your Jersey Shore momma Snooki on MTV as America’s newest reality TV star in the making. Yes folks, Jersey Shore star Snooki Polizzi is now a very proud mom after she gave birth on Sunday to a bouncing baby boy named Lorenzo Dominic LaValle. And according to Snooki, baby Lorenzo is the most amazing thing ever!
“I am SO IN LOVE with my son Lorenzo Dominic! I had my little man last night, healthy at 6lbs! HE’S MY WORLD! ?” Snooki posted on her Twitter account Sunday after giving birth. A rep for Snooki announced: “The world just got another Guido!!! Lorenzo Dominic LaValle has entered the world weighing 6lbs, 5oz. Nicole, Jionni & Enzo are doing great.
Awh poor kid, they have already shortened your otherwise decent name into a cheezy MTV ready nickname that brings to mind spray tans and drinking binges. Sigh. Here’s to you, future star of Jerzey Shore: The Next Generation… coming soon to a MTV channel near you.
Jersey Shore stars Snooki and Vinny were lucky to escape injury after a glass ceiling gave way above them during a party in Manhattan on Saturday. Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and Vinny Guadagnino were attending the “Masks and Mayhem Purim” event at Solo restaurant when glass began crashing down from the ceiling onto the crowd below.
“Omg roof just collapsed at the purim event!” Jersey Shore cast member Snooki posted on her Twitter feed from the scene. “We thought the dj was beatin the beat hardcore but nope, the roof couldn’t handle Snooki and Vin.”
Large chunks of ice reportedly fell onto roof of the Sony building atrium, causing part of the glass ceiling to collapse. Fifteen people attending the Purim event reportedly suffered minor injuries and the area was temporarily evacuated. Eventually, order was restored and the party continued.
“The roof may have fallen and no1 got hurt, but the party still goes on!” Snooki posted on her Twitter feed. “I’m glad everyone’s ok. Thank you to the owners of Solo Restaurant for taking care of everybody and letting us keep the Purim Party poppin!”
Well, it’s nice that Snooki seems to have her priorities straight. Never mind that people could have been killed or seriously injured, at least the party wasn’t ruined!