Tag: Jesse Metcalfe

Jesse Metcalfe Knocked Out After 40 Foot Balcony Fall

Looks like some partying at the World Music Awards in Monaco this weekend got a leeetle bit out of hand. Desperate Housewives star Jesse Metcalfe, who hosted the awards, apparently lost his balance and fell 40 feet off of a balcony. Damn! This wouldn’t have happened if Lindsay Lohan had co-hosted as originally planned! SamRo’s attachment at Lindsay’s hip would have saved them all from going over the side.

But back to Jesse – his rep sayeth:

“He accidentally slipped off a balcony and was knocked unconscious, but he is fine and now recovering from some minor bruises in a London hospital.”

Jesse’s having some CAT scans before he comes home. Dude is really lucky. SamRo’s gonna feel bad for being so jealous of Jesse, but, come on. She can’t compete with THAT hottie!

It Kinda Sucks To Be Lindsay Lohan


Lately, Lindsay Lohan hasn’t been doing so great in the “keeping a gig” department. First, she had a sweet cameo opportunity on the fab Ugly Betty, and she went and brought her diva to the set. Said set was not amused. LiLo’s original 6 show job got slashed.

Then, despite her gaffe LAST year at the World Music Awards in Monaco (calling Beyonce out onstage while she was still getting her weave on) the powers-that-be invited Lindsay back to host. It’s a miracle Lindsay lived through the Beyonce thing. You know Sasha Fierce is still gunnin’ for her ass.

Well, the powers started to get cold feet because of the diva thing Lindsay has going for her. They thought maybe a co-host would help Lindsay not screw the whole shizz up. Cute Jesse Metcalfe was called in to give her some “support”. The dang diva popped out and let the powers know that firecrotch don’t need no sidekick. Brilliante.

The Mirror UK says: “The organisers had gone through a list of who was hot at the moment and returned to Lindsay again. But the feedback they got was really negative. They got worried and decided to change it. In the end it was decided by both parties it was better if she pulled out.”

Soooo…now Lindsay’s been axed. The ULTIMATE salt-in-the-wound? Her replacement. It’s Miss Bimbo USA Denise Richards. Yes, possibly the worst actress on the planet is replacing Lindsay as the host. Wanna watch a trainwreck? Heh.