March 2, 2010

Jessica Simpson Responds to John Mayer Playboy Comments on Oprah

Jessica Simpson is none too happy with ex-boyfriend John Mayer and she’s telling Oprah Winfrey all about it.

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July 13, 2009

Tony Romo Dumps Jessica Simpson

And he did it with such EXQUISITE timing! The day before her “Barbie and Ken” themed 29th birthday!! Way to get out of the gift dilemma AND the certain awkward pics, Tony. It’s hard to find those yee-haw milkmaid dresses that J. Simp seems to be enamored of, and, well…it looks like [...]

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April 8, 2009

Jessica Simspon Gets Canned By Her Country Label

Joe Galante, head of Sony BMG is one of the biggest of the big dogs here in Nashville. So, Jessica Simpson had the shot of a lifetime when he signed her on as a country artist. Galante did a wee roll of the dice after a Papa Joe snow job. He [...]

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February 25, 2009

Snark Sightings

Jessica Simpson Spares America; Calls Off Country Tour: Lainey Gossip
Natalie Portman Really Gets Around: Just Jared
Kate Moss- Probably Preggers, Definitely Smoking: Hollywood Rag
Kate Winslet’s Daughter- Fashion Police: Knocked Up Celebs
FHM Thinks Mischa Barton Is Sexy? Backseat Cuddler
Filmmakers Buying “Slumdog” Kids New Houses: Get The Big Picture

“Miss Connecticut Outstanding Teen” Busted [...]

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February 6, 2009

Jessica Simpson: A Bad Night In Grand Rapids

Stop the pain! Jessica Simpson’s having a run of bad performances…some because she insists upon YAMMERING about her Cowboy Tony Romo. Actually, Jess does this every time. But something else she’s been doing a LOT of, is screwing up onstage.
Last night, Chesty was in Grand Rapids, MI., [...]

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January 26, 2009

Crimes Against Fashion: Jessica Simpson Edition

Holy mom-jeans, Jessica. No! This outfit absolutely gets a top-4 seed in the “Jessica Simpson Crimes Against Fashion Tournament and Chili Cookoff.” Which is sorta where Jessica was when she squeezed into THIS little number! A chili-cookoff, that is, doing her act in front of 3,000 actual people! It beats [...]

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December 1, 2008

Jessica Simpson Coming To A Bingo Hall Near You

Blame genius manager Papa Joe for this! Jessica Simpson has been reduced to playing at BINGO HALLS. Granny regulars at the San Manuel Indian Bingo & Casino in Highland, California had to take their A-games elsewhere when Chestica popped in for a gig November 13th. According to OK magazine,
The hall’s florescent [...]

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November 14, 2008

Jessica Simpson DENIED By The CMAs

Whomever thought that Jessica Simpson was gonna be a part of the Country Music Awards in Nashville Wednesday night has bats in the brain! Some can’t BELIEVE that Jess wasn’t nominated for Newcomer of The Year, didn’t present an award, and didn’t even GO to the CMAs. Why? Because Jessica isn’t taken [...]

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November 2, 2008

Papz Beat Up Little Ken Paves, Jessica Simpson Rushes Him To Hospital

TMZ is reporting that a crazy paparazzi busted Jessica Simpson’s BFF and bad weave pusher hairdresser extraordinaire Ken Paves in the FACE last night with his camera! Reportedly, Paves was leading Jessica out of the restaurant Madeo, trying to help her through the crowd of nutty papz, when an overzealous one popped him face-on [...]

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October 29, 2008

Russians LOVE Jessica Simpson In Worst Movie Ever Made

Those crazy Ruskies! Jessica Simpson’s bomb of a movie “Major Movie Star” never opened in the United States, but it’s become a huge hit in Russia! It opened there on October 9th, and is #1 at the box office. Da!
The movie has a “Private Benjamin” like premise…ditzy blonde joins the [...]

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