September 7, 2008

Is Jessica Simpson Really Pregnant?

The net is buzzing today about the possibility that Jessica Simpson may have finally trapped Tony Romo by getting pregnant. Jess has definitely put on a few in the past months, even her country bumpkin-wear didn’t hide that. The picture on the left is causing all kinds of speculation (click ‘em to enlarge). The other [...]

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September 4, 2008

Carrie Underwood vs. Jessica Simpson…It Is ON!

Jessica Simpson just CAN’T stick to The Rules regarding boyfriend Tony Romo. Now she’s calling him her “FBD”- Future Baby Daddy. But… she says Tony doesn’t know. Make that Tony DIDN’T know. Girl, please! Call Stalker Aniston and get HER copy of The Rules, ‘cuz she obviously doesn’t use it. The catfight between Tony’s ex [...]

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August 29, 2008

Jessica Simpson In Ontario: Worse Than A Train Wreck

Ouch. Jessica Simpson’s concert in Ontario Wednesday night is getting SLAMMED by the critics. Called “bizarre” and more like a “therapy session”, the show did not go over well at all. John Law of the Niagra Falls Review says: “It might be unfair calling Jessica Simpson’s show at the Avalon Ballroom Wednesday a train wreck [...]

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August 21, 2008

Right Now In Nashville: Jessica Simpson Snoops On Tony Romo

Nashville radio station’s Woody and Jim from The River 107.5 (NOT a country station by the way, but I digress…) interviewed new beer SpokesFrog Jessica Simpson yesterday, and the dicey subject of Carrie Underwood came up. Specifically, Underpants’ big FIB to Allure magazine about Tony Romo still calling her. Jessica agreed that it is definitely [...]

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August 14, 2008

Tony Romo’s Not On Line 1

Ah, you KNEW Papa Joe Simpson wasn’t gonna let Carrie Underwood get away with saying that Tony Romo still calls her! HELL to the NO! TMZ’s reporting that despite what Underpants told Allure magazine earlier this week, Tony’s lost her number…he says he DOESN’T call. Seems Carrie just can’t let the catfight go, not that [...]

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July 21, 2008

Just ‘Cuz She’s From Texas Doesn’t Mean She’s Country

Snarkista can say this with authority as she was born and raised in Texas, and has lived in Nashville for a LOOOONG time. Papa Joe And Jessica Simpson’s Country Reinvention Experiment didn’t start off too well. Snarkista’s told you before that country music radio and fans are notoriously hard to crack. Just because Jessica’s decided [...]

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June 16, 2008

Snark Sightings

Amy Winehouse Conks Out: CelebWarship Fergie’s Legs Are Kinda Freaky: Hollywood Tuna Kanye Sucks At Bonnaroo: The Daily Swarm Jessica Simpson…Not A Vegan: Yeeeah No Sex For Miley Cyrus: Babble Young Buck Better Call Kevlar: SOHH

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June 9, 2008

Jessica Simpson Wants To Hug Your Boobs

Papa Joe strikes again! Damn, that guy is good. Papa’s been watching Jessica grow from A- cups to D-cups, and he’s an expert on those puppies. That’s why Jessica now has a fashion line expansion deal with The Camuto Group, who hold the master license for Jess’s master brand. What’s the new stuff? Intimate Apparel!!! [...]

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June 5, 2008

John, Jen and Jilted Jessica

Let’s hope Tony Romo has better timing calling plays on the field than he did calling OFF his relationship with Jessica Simpson! Tony picked the same weekend that Jess’s ex John Mayer and Jennifer Anniston decided to go public with their romance at Jennifer’s Marley and Me cast party. Perfect! Tony humiliated Jess while partying [...]

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