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		<title>Criminal Complaint Filed In John Edward&#8217;s Mistress Story</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 17:04:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snarkista</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[UPDATE: Fox News has independently confirmed the NATIONAL ENQUIRER&#8217;S report about John Edwards&#8217; late-night visit to the Beverly Hilton hotel earlier this week. Oh, the shizz is REALLY hitting the fan now! John Edwards&#8217; secret meeting with his mistress at the Beverly Hilton hotel has now become part of a criminal complaint. The National Enquirer [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://snarkfood.com/criminal-complaint-filed-in-john-edwards-mistress-story/john-edwards1/' rel="attachment wp-att-561"><img src="http://snarkfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/john-edwards1-300x205.jpg" alt="" title="john edwards1" width="300" height="205" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-561" /></a><strong>UPDATE: </strong> Fox News has independently confirmed the NATIONAL ENQUIRER&#8217;S report about John Edwards&#8217; late-night visit to the Beverly Hilton hotel earlier this week.  Oh, the shizz is REALLY hitting the fan now!  John Edwards&#8217; secret meeting with his mistress at the Beverly Hilton hotel has now become part of a criminal complaint.  The National Enquirer broke the story of Senator Edward&#8217;s <a href="http://snarkfood.com/senator-john-edwards-busted-with-his-mistress/">not-so-secret hookup with his mistress.</a>  Now,  Enquirer reporters Alan Butterfield and Alexander Hitchen have filed a criminal complaint with the Beverly Hills Police Department, charging that hotel security acted unlawfully while the reporters were trying to question the former senator.</p>
<p>Edwards now could be contacted by police to give an eyewitness account of what occurred.  THIS is why the shizz is hitting the fan.  The mainstream media has basically stayed out of this story, leaving it to the bloggers and internet news reporters.  That could all be about to change.</p>
<p>When the Enquirer reporters were documenting the trysts, hotel security tried to stop them from questioning Edwards in the basement of the hotel after he came off an elevator and appeared to be attempting to leave the hotel unseen.  His secret mistress Rielle Hunter and her baby were upstairs, and Edwards had just spent hours with them what he thought was a secret rendezvous.</p>
<p>As Butterfield and Hitchen tried to question Edwards, he ran down a hallway and ducked into a men&#8217;s public bathroom. The reporters attempted to follow him in and Edwards pushed the door shut from inside.  Hotel security showed up and intervened. The reporters charge that not only did one security guard threaten to break their camera but that security also violated several statutes of the California Penal Code, including <em>false imprisonment </em>and <em>preventing a guest from entering land.</em></p>
<p>The reporters were registered guests at the hotel, while Edwards was not.  Police recorded the criminal complaint and will turn it over to detectives.  Senator Edwards better be at Tiffanys or Cartier right now shopping for something NICE for wife Elizabeth.  Not gonna be any potential V.P. <a href="http://snarkfood.com/jib-jabs-fab-presidential-campaign-spoof/">&#8220;Time For Some Campaignin&#8217;&#8221;</a> for John!</p>
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		<title>John McCain Has A REAL Problem Now</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 20:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snarkista</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We all know Heidi Montag professed her political love for John McCain a few months ago, and declared she was on his side! Now, Heidi&#8217;s been brown-nosing Meghan McCain, John&#8217;s daughter. This is NOT a good thing for John. He needs to re-watch the Jib Jab video! Heidi was lunching with Meghan yesterday, and the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://snarkfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/heidi-montag-and-meghan-mccain-172x300.jpg" alt="" title="heidi montag and meghan mccain" width="172" height="300" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-478" />We all know Heidi Montag professed her political love for John McCain a few months ago, and declared she was on his side!  Now, Heidi&#8217;s been brown-nosing Meghan McCain, John&#8217;s daughter.  This is NOT a good thing for John.  He needs to re-watch the <a href="http://snarkfood.com/jib-jabs-fab-presidential-campaign-spoof/">Jib Jab video!</a></p>
<p>Heidi was lunching with Meghan yesterday, and the effin&#8217; famewhore says she&#8217;s hoping to hit the road to do some stumpin&#8217; for McCain!  Montard told E!-</p>
<blockquote><p>We&#8217;ll see, We&#8217;re just so busy, so we&#8217;re trying to figure out our schedules.</p></blockquote>
<p>Snarkista expects the &#8220;we&#8221; is Heidi and Spencer, not the royal &#8220;we&#8221;, OR Heidi is insufferably talking about herself in the third person.  Which is <em>entirely</em> possible.  </p>
<p>Heidi says she and Meghan have become &#8220;good friends&#8221; since first meeting less than three months ago at the White House Correspondents&#8217; Dinner in Washington, D.C.  Who in the hell invited Heidi to THAT event?  Guess somebody bailed at the last minute.</p>
<p><span id="more-477"></span>Heidi and Meghan don&#8217;t talk about world peace, or oil prices or other stuff that hurts their brains.  They talk about fashion, specifically Heidi&#8217;s &#8220;fashion&#8221;.  &#8220;A lot of fashion, actually,&#8221; says Montag. &#8220;We talked about <a href="http://snarkfood.com/crappywood/">my clothing line</a>, and she was asking where to get it.&#8221;  Wow, THAT conversation was short.  But that&#8217;s all the programming Heidibot has right now.  Fashion and Spencer and photo-ops. Meghan was probably trying to find out how to AVOID Heidi&#8217;s heinouswear.</p>
<p>Everyone <em>knows </em>McCain has a big youth problem, and is trying to figure out how in the HELL he&#8217;s gonna get anyone under 30 to vote for him.  John, honey, this is NOT the way. Run, run, run away from the douche-duo.  They will <em>absolutely </em>make the problem worse. If Meghan has to have lunch with Heidi, make her do it locked in her room.  Trust Snarkista.</p>
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		<title>Jib Jab&#8217;s Fab Presidential Campaign Spoof!</title>
		<link>http://snarkfood.com/jib-jabs-fab-presidential-campaign-spoof/3459/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:05:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snarkista</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ah, Snarkista LOVES satire!! It&#8217;s Time For Some Campaignin! The fab folks at Jib Jab have released their latest presidential campaign spoof, and NO ONE is safe! It&#8217;s awesome, and the quality is splendiforous. You MUST check it out&#8230; you can even put yourself in the video!! Kudos to the Jib Jabbers! Send a JibJab [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah, Snarkista LOVES satire!!  It&#8217;s Time For Some Campaignin! The fab folks at <a href="http://www.jibjab.com">Jib Jab </a>have released their latest presidential campaign spoof, and NO ONE is safe! It&#8217;s awesome, and the quality is <strong>splendiforous.</strong>  You MUST check it out&#8230; you can even put yourself in the video!!  Kudos to the Jib Jabbers!<br />
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