July 13, 2009

Tony Romo Dumps Jessica Simpson

And he did it with such EXQUISITE timing! The day before her “Barbie and Ken” themed 29th birthday!! Way to get out of the gift dilemma AND the certain awkward pics, Tony. It’s hard to find those yee-haw milkmaid dresses that J. Simp seems to be enamored of, and, well…it looks like jewelry was out […]

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December 1, 2008

Jessica Simpson Coming To A Bingo Hall Near You

Blame genius manager Papa Joe for this! Jessica Simpson has been reduced to playing at BINGO HALLS. Granny regulars at the San Manuel Indian Bingo & Casino in Highland, California had to take their A-games elsewhere when Chestica popped in for a gig November 13th. According to OK magazine, The hall’s florescent lighting, dirty carpet […]

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August 14, 2008

Tony Romo’s Not On Line 1

Ah, you KNEW Papa Joe Simpson wasn’t gonna let Carrie Underwood get away with saying that Tony Romo still calls her! HELL to the NO! TMZ’s reporting that despite what Underpants told Allure magazine earlier this week, Tony’s lost her number…he says he DOESN’T call. Seems Carrie just can’t let the catfight go, not that […]

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July 21, 2008

Just ‘Cuz She’s From Texas Doesn’t Mean She’s Country

Snarkista can say this with authority as she was born and raised in Texas, and has lived in Nashville for a LOOOONG time. Papa Joe And Jessica Simpson’s Country Reinvention Experiment didn’t start off too well. Snarkista’s told you before that country music radio and fans are notoriously hard to crack. Just because Jessica’s decided […]

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June 9, 2008

Jessica Simpson Wants To Hug Your Boobs

Papa Joe strikes again! Damn, that guy is good. Papa’s been watching Jessica grow from A- cups to D-cups, and he’s an expert on those puppies. That’s why Jessica now has a fashion line expansion deal with The Camuto Group, who hold the master license for Jess’s master brand. What’s the new stuff? Intimate Apparel!!! […]

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