John Mayer Says He’s Never Gotten Over Breakup with Jennifer Aniston

Singer-songwriter John Mayer took off his shirt and bared his soul for the new issue of Rolling Stone. Mayer, who appears shirtless on the cover of Rolling Stone, told the magazine he still has hard feelings over his breakup with former girlfriend Jennifer Aniston.

John Mayer 'Rolling Stone' Cover (Photo: RollingStone.com)
John Mayer 'Rolling Stone' Cover (Photo: RollingStone.com)

“I’ve never really gotten over it,” John Mayer told Rolling Stone. “It was one of the worst times of my life.”

Mayer and Aniston hooked up in 2008, but the relationship was always rocky. In his Rolling Stone interview, Mayer shoulders a lot of the blame for the breakup with ‘America’s Sweetheart’. “I’m the asshole,” he said. “I burned the American flag. I basically murdered an ideal.”

“All I want to do now is f— the girls I’ve already f—ed, because I can’t fathom explaining myself to somebody who can’t believe I’d be interested in them,” Mayer said of his current dating life. “I’m too freaked out to meet anybody else.”

Reading the interview, it’s obvious John Mayer doesn’t think all that highly of himself or his serious of messy relationships with women. Mayer backed up his self-recrimination with a post to his Twitter feed saying: “Just read my Rolling Stone cover article. I’m still not sure if I would want to hang out with me.”

Check out the latest issue of Rolling Stone for the full interview with John Mayer – and way more information than you needed about his personal life.

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John Mayer Denies Dating Hills Star Kristin Cavallari

Despite rumors to the contrary, Grammy award-winning musician John Mayer wants the world to know he is NOT dating The Hills star Kristin Cavallari. In a serious of lame jokes and lewd comments on his Twitter feed, John Mayer makes it clear he has not hooked up with Kristin Cavallari.

John Mayer, PR Photo
John Mayer, PR Photo

“Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman…I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari [sic] with my penis,” John Mayer posted on his Twitter feed about the rumors he is dating The Hills star.

Unfortunately, Mayer did not stop there. Apparently he thought this would be a prime opportunity to display his lack of skill as a comedian.

“I’m sure she’s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.” – Weird and slightly disturbing.

“My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.” Kind of gross and terribly outdated.

“I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.” – Bad punning taken to an awful extreme.

Take our advice John, don’t give up your day job. Comedy as a backup career is clearly not happening.

John Mayer Liked Twitter Better Than He Liked Aniston

jennifer-aniston-sadSome of Jennifer Aniston’s “friends” who love to blab to the tabs about her, are cashing checks again! This time, they told the Star that she broke up with John Mayer again (this time for SURE maybe), because he would rather Twitter than talk to the Stalker.
Jens’s “friends” said:

“John suddenly stopped calling her or returning her emails and when she would finally catch up with him, he’d say: ‘I’ve been so busy with work. I’m sorry I haven’t had time to call you back. Jen was fuming. There he was, telling her he didn’t have time for her and yet his page was filled with Twitter updates.

“Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he’d update with some stupid line. And in her mind, she was like ‘He has time for all this Twittering, but he can’t send me a text, an email, make a call?’.”

John was pretty much “whatever” when Jen made the “Twitter or me” ultimatum, and chose Twitter. Yep- Aniston got dumped for Twiter. This HAS to be a new low even for the Stalker. You know she’s still following him, though. She can’t help herself.