September 2, 2008

Jennifer Aniston’s Tailor-Made Cameo On 30 Rock: A Stalker

Ahhh, You just can’t make this stuff up! Jennifer Aniston’s been in the press lately, as she landed a cameo on NBC’s fab 30 Rock. Her role was revealed today, and it couldn’t be more perfect. The Stalker’s gonna play a stalker! More specifically, a “free-spirited, ‘Fatal Attraction’ like stalker.” Guess all of that John […]

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August 21, 2008

Angelina Jolie Tells Brad Pitt “Don’t Bother Coming Back”

Angelina Jolie told Brad Pitt “not to bother” returning to their rented Chateau Miraval in Provence, France, after he left to spend the night up the coast at a place owned by U2’s Bono. BAD MOVE BRO! Especially after you had that little chit-chat comforting Jennifer (Stalker) Aniston after John Mayer took off. Angie’s hormones […]

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August 13, 2008

Jennifer Aniston Dumped By John Mayer

Reports are saying that Jennifer Aniston has been dumped by John Mayer. The Mirror UK says that after Stalker and John took a short break from each other, they made the break official. Rather, John did. Snarkista TOLD YOU this wasn’t gonna last!! All of those reports of the wedding and babies scared playah John […]

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August 7, 2008

Jennifer Aniston Puckers Up, Needs New Friend

Stalker Jennifer Aniston is about to turn 40 and is dating 10-year younger John Mayer. All the tabs and mags have Jen waltzing down the aisle with John this year (but not Snarkista). John’s a known flirt, which only inflames Jen’s flypaper tendencies. So…what’s a middle-aged woman to do? Trout pout, natch. Looks like Stalker’s […]

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July 31, 2008

Jennifer Aniston And John Mayer In Crisis?

Sometimes birdcage-liner mag In Touch is saying there’s trouble in paradise for Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer. The couple have been involved in “crisis talks” to save their relationship. Wait, Snarkista is a little confused. She thought they were doing the trial-marriage thing! Maybe this is part of the trial, ‘cuz Stalker Aniston isn’t gonna […]

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July 17, 2008

Jennifer Aniston- Still Shallow

Professional Stalker Jennifer Aniston says she couldn’t be happier for her ex Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. A pal of Jen’s tells Us Weekly that “she hopes the twins are beautiful”, and that “she’d never want anyone to be unhappy with their kids”. Good Lord, that girl is worse than I thought. All of those […]

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July 3, 2008

Jennifer Aniston: Superglue

Holy CRAP– Jennifer Aniston is one paranoid stalker. Her latest love John Mayer was playing his “Hard Rock Calling” gig in London’s Hyde Park last week. Jen saw z-lister Kimberly Stewart (Rod’s daughter) hanging out backstage (Kim’s main profession). Kim’s been rockin’ a new nose job, and looks MUCH better than she used to. Not […]

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June 5, 2008

John, Jen and Jilted Jessica

Let’s hope Tony Romo has better timing calling plays on the field than he did calling OFF his relationship with Jessica Simpson! Tony picked the same weekend that Jess’s ex John Mayer and Jennifer Anniston decided to go public with their romance at Jennifer’s Marley and Me cast party. Perfect! Tony humiliated Jess while partying […]

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