Sometimes birdcage-liner mag In Touch is saying there’s trouble in paradise for Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer. The couple have been involved in “crisis talks” to save their relationship. Wait, Snarkista is a little confused. She thought they were doing the trial-marriage thing! Maybe this is part of the trial, ‘cuz Stalker Aniston isn’t gonna [...]

Professional Stalker Jennifer Aniston says she couldn’t be happier for her ex Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. A pal of Jen’s tells Us Weekly that “she hopes the twins are beautiful”, and that “she’d never want anyone to be unhappy with their kids”. Good Lord, that girl is worse than I thought. All of those [...]

Holy CRAP- Jennifer Aniston is one paranoid stalker. Her latest love John Mayer was playing his “Hard Rock Calling” gig in London’s Hyde Park last week. Jen saw z-lister Kimberly Stewart (Rod’s daughter) hanging out backstage (Kim’s main profession). Kim’s been rockin’ a new nose job, and looks MUCH better than she used to. Not [...]

Let’s hope Tony Romo has better timing calling plays on the field than he did calling OFF his relationship with Jessica Simpson! Tony picked the same weekend that Jess’s ex John Mayer and Jennifer Anniston decided to go public with their romance at Jennifer’s Marley and Me cast party. Perfect! Tony humiliated Jess while partying [...]