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		<title>Dina Lohan Screws Ali Again</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Momager Dina Lohan has once again proved that she&#8217;s a moron. A greedy moron, at that. Even though daughter Ali Lohan sucks at singing, music manager Johnny Wright reportedly wanted Ali to be a management client, and help her with her &#8220;music career.&#8221; Johnny isn&#8217;t some no-name dude. He manages the Jonas Brothers, Danity Kane, [...]]]></description>
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Momager <strong>Dina Lohan</strong> has once again proved that she&#8217;s a moron.  A greedy moron, at that.  Even though daughter <strong>Ali Lohan</strong> sucks at singing, music manager <strong>Johnny Wright</strong> reportedly wanted Ali to be a management client, and help her with her &#8220;music career.&#8221;</p>
<p>Johnny isn&#8217;t some no-name dude.  He manages the <strong>Jonas Brothers</strong>, <strong>Danity Kane</strong>, and formerly managed <strong> N*Sync </strong>and <strong>The Backstreet Boys</strong>. Hmmm.  Let&#8217;s see. The Jonas Brothers seem like they&#8217;re enjoying a good bit of success these days!  Danity Kane&#8217;s not doing too poorly either.  N*Sync and The Backstreet Boys paved the way for the JoBros, and blew the doors off of the music biz.</p>
<p>Reportedly,  Dina thinks she can do a better job of <strike>exploiting</strike> managing Ali than Johnny would.  And, Dina wants to keep the 100% management fee she gets from Ali&#8217;s &#8220;career&#8221;.  Newsflash, Dina.  100% of nothing = nothing.   A few months ago, Ali released her debut song <a href="http://snarkfood.com/ali-lohans-first-single-5-notes-from-hell/">“All the Way Around.&#8221;</a>  It made ZERO impression on the music industry, and music lovers. Click the link if you want to hear why, but be forewarned&#8230;get the duct tape out first and secure your head.  </p>
<p>Maybe Dina&#8217;s really done everyone a favor.  By continuing to &#8220;manage&#8221; Ali&#8217;s singing &#8220;career&#8221;, she&#8217;s keeping us from having to hear her on the radio.  Come to think of it- thanks, Dina!  <a href="http://snarkfood.com/ali-lohan-not-a-supermodel/">Good luck with Ali&#8217;s supermodel career too!</a></p>
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