To the tune of Cher‘s “If I Could Turn Back Time,” Jon Gosselin mockingly says: “I just want to go back to the normal, simple life like I use to have… I’m gonna to learn from my mistakes, I’m gonna move forward and be the righteous person that I can be.”

Gosselin then proceeds to take out his signature earring of rebellion, throw a massive armload of hair products in the trash and dump the Red Bull and vodka out of his fridge.

What’s not funny at all about the “Jon Gosselin Goes Back in Time” video is that you actually want to scream at him and say, “yeah, asshat, you SHOULD be doing all this shit!” Although, we have to admit, watching him delete Michael Lohan’s number from his Blackberry is pretty amusing. So is the creepy, horror movie music over his cold, icy stare at the end of the video…

Can we please, please, please get a response from Kate Gosselin? Because we’re SURE she is not at all amused.

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