March 11, 2009

Jonas Brothers Announce World Tour Dates!

Squeals will ring out all over the world this summer as tween heart-throbs the Jonas Brothers MAY be coming to a stadium near them! The Bros announced their World Tour dates today via a video message, listing at least 50 dates in South and North America. As for European leg, an announcement is promised [...]

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November 6, 2008

The World’s Biggest Jonas Brothers Fan

He’s 6′7, weighs 336 lbs, and has been to the Pro Bowl his first two years in the NFL. Marcus McNeill from the San Diego Chargers is a giant man. And he’s a humongous Jonas Brothers fan. For realz. Do NOT make fun of this or you may die.

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November 5, 2008

Taylor Swift Snarks Joe Jonas In Her New Myspace Video

Taylor Swift posted a fun new video on her Myspace complete with Rascal Flatts in drag, Taylor’s first time to vote… and a great little dig at Joe Jonas. Joe, if you don’t know, broke up with Taylor by PHONE. Manly. Check this out, it’s quite cute, and the snark comes around [...]

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November 3, 2008

Miley Cyrus Loses Sleep Over Skanky Pics

Although Trainreq (Josh Holly) has stopped leaking skanky pictures that Miley Cyrus took of herself, she reportedly still worries about MORE of them getting out. Why? Because she stupidly took more than the ones that were leaked. She’s worried that Josh may have sent them to other people, and that they’ll pop on the net [...]

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October 21, 2008

FBI Keeping Mum About Miley’s Tennessee Hacker

As you all know, Miley Cyrus’ email was hacked earlier this year by a guy who called himself Trainreq. His real name is Josh Holly, and he lives in Murfreesboro, Tennessee…about 30 miles from Nashville. Snarkista had been following his posts in a forum on digitalgangster.com ; and in the beginning…none of his [...]

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October 20, 2008

Jonas Brothers Release “Lovebug” Video: Watch!

Tween sensations and America’s all-around good boys next door, the Jonas Brothers, have released their official video for the song “Lovebug”. If you hear young female squealing today, this is probably why. If you hear Disney execs squealing today, it’s because everything the JoBros touch turns to gold…and they are NOT Miley Cyrus. [...]

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September 30, 2008

Dina Lohan Screws Ali Again

Momager Dina Lohan has once again proved that she’s a moron. A greedy moron, at that. Even though daughter Ali Lohan sucks at singing, music manager Johnny Wright reportedly wanted Ali to be a management client, and help her with her “music career.”
Johnny isn’t some no-name dude. He manages the Jonas Brothers, [...]

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August 19, 2008

Wax Jonas Brothers Can’t Run; Tweens Go Crazy

The Jonas Brothers unveiled their wax counterparts at Madame Toussads’ museum in Washington, DC this weekend. Some die-hard fans waited 2 DAYS AND NIGHTS to be among the first to see the immobile cuties. Wax can’t run, so THESE JoBros will likely become a shrine for tweens everywhere. You can see [...]

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August 13, 2008

Snark Sightings

The Rad Girls Give Jackass A Kick In The Nuts…Videos! Yidio
Was President Bush Hammered At The Olympics? Wonkette
Tyra’s Tranny Top Model: US
Jonas Brothers‘ Fans Spank The Washington Post Idolator
Olympic Weightlifting Gone WAY Wrong: DListed
P. Diddy…Olympic Stud? Industry Finest
Tom Cruise- Christmas Nazi: Ace Showbiz

Bobby Flay Throws Down With Nashville’s [...]

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August 5, 2008

Snark Sightings

Sugarland Kicks Miley Cyrus In The Ass: Contact Music
Wonky Strikes Back: Seriously? OMG!
Stalker Aniston Can’t Take A Joke: Showbiz Spy
Michael Lohan’s Not Down With A 2-Bride Wedding: Backseat Cuddler
Which politicians are REALLY most like Paris Hilton? Indecision ‘08
Hollywoods Top-Paid Tweens: Forbes
Tips On How To Score At The Store: [...]

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