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		<title>Demi Lovato goes into anger management rehab</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Nov 2010 19:38:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AlexisJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Disney Channel actress and dancer Demi Lovato has been admitted to a treatment facility, but instead of the usual drugs story, this time it&#8217;s about her inability to keep herself from lashing out. Â Lovato is currently on tour with the Jonas Brothers, and on one of her nights off, she and some friends did a [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-9784" title="demi lovato" src="http://snarkfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Picture-9.png" alt="" width="176" height="271" /> <strong>Disney Channel </strong>actress and dancer <strong>Demi Lovato </strong>has been admitted to a treatment facility, but instead of the usual drugs story, this time it&#8217;s about her inability to keep herself from lashing out. Â Lovato is currently on tour with the <strong>Jonas Brothers</strong>, and on one of her nights off, she and some friends did a little partying, which may or may not have gotten out of control.</p>
<p>The next day, the tour managers seemed to know all about the partying, and they questioned the appropriateness of Lovato&#8217;s behavior. Â Angered, Lovato wanted to know who told on her, and after suspecting a particular dancer, she started a physical altercation with the dancer, who apparently did not fight back. Â Lovato now feels terrible about the fight, and has recognized her need to get her anger under control. Â She is currently in an unnamed treatment center.</p>
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		<title>Jonas Brothers Announce World Tour Dates!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 13:57:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snarkista</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Squeals will ring out all over the world this summer as tween heart-throbs the Jonas Brothers MAY be coming to a stadium near them! The Bros announced their World Tour dates today via a video message, listing at least 50 dates in South and North America. As for European leg, an announcement is promised soon. [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Squeals will ring out all over the world this summer as tween heart-throbs the <strong>Jonas Brothers</strong> MAY be coming to a stadium near them!  The Bros announced their World Tour dates today via a video message, listing at least 50 dates in South and North America. As for European leg, an announcement is promised soon.  Hang on, girls across the pond&#8230;they&#8217;ll be coming!  </p>
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<p>Prior to traveling across the globe for the roadshow, Jo Bros will be heading up to the Bahamas in mid March for a live appearance in the Atlantis as a precursor to their upcoming world tour. They will perform in the Bahamas on March 14 and in Puerto Rico on March 22. After that, they will be coming back to the Bahamas on April 18 and May 9 for other gigs.</p>
<p>&#8220;We are doing our best to hit as many places as possible,&#8221; so the threesome wrote on their MySpace regarding their world tour. &#8220;The new tour will include new songs from our new CD coming out this summer, as well as songs from our new TV show (<strong>J.O.N.A.S!</strong>).&#8221;<br />
Moms, stay alert for ticket date announcements&#8230;they&#8217;ll go fast, and you do NOT want a heartbroken tween moping around all summer long.</p>
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		<title>The World&#8217;s Biggest Jonas Brothers Fan</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 17:12:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snarkista</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Heâ€™s 6â€²7, weighs 336 lbs, and has been to the Pro Bowl his first two years in the NFL. Marcus McNeill from the San Diego Chargers is a giant man. And he&#8217;s a humongous Jonas Brothers fan. For realz. Do NOT make fun of this or you may die.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Heâ€™s 6â€²7, weighs 336 lbs, and has been to the Pro Bowl his first two years in the NFL. <strong>Marcus McNeill </strong>from the San Diego Chargers is a giant man.  And he&#8217;s a humongous <strong>Jonas Brothers </strong>fan.  For realz.  Do NOT make fun of this or you may die.</p>
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		<title>Taylor Swift Snarks Joe Jonas In Her New Myspace Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 18:04:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snarkista</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Taylor Swift posted a fun new video on her Myspace complete with Rascal Flatts in drag, Taylor&#8217;s first time to vote&#8230; and a great little dig at Joe Jonas. Joe, if you don&#8217;t know, broke up with Taylor by PHONE. Manly. Check this out, it&#8217;s quite cute, and the snark comes around the 4:20 mark. [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Taylor Swift</strong> posted a fun new video on her Myspace complete with <strong>Rascal Flatts</strong> in drag, Taylor&#8217;s first time to vote&#8230; and a great little dig at <strong>Joe Jonas</strong>.  Joe, if you don&#8217;t know, broke up with Taylor by PHONE. <strong> Manly.</strong>  Check this out, it&#8217;s <em>quite</em> cute, and the snark comes around the 4:20 mark.  Oh, and Taylor&#8217;s new album drops on November 11!</p>
<p><a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&#038;videoid=45892717">November 11th.</a><br/><object width="425px" height="360px" ><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"/><param name="movie" value="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=45892717,t=1,mt=video"/><embed src="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=45892717,t=1,mt=video" width="425" height="360" allowFullScreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object></p>
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		<title>Miley Cyrus Loses Sleep Over Skanky Pics</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 18:32:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snarkista</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Although Trainreq (Josh Holly) has stopped leaking skanky pictures that Miley Cyrus took of herself, she reportedly still worries about MORE of them getting out. Why? Because she stupidly took more than the ones that were leaked. She&#8217;s worried that Josh may have sent them to other people, and that they&#8217;ll pop on the net [...]]]></description>
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Although <strong>Trainreq</strong> (Josh Holly) has stopped leaking skanky pictures that <strong>Miley Cyrus</strong> took of herself, she reportedly still worries about MORE of them getting out. Why? Because she stupidly took more than the ones that were leaked. She&#8217;s worried that Josh may have sent them to other people, and that they&#8217;ll pop on the net anytime.</p>
<p>A source told the Enquirer that she used her hacked e-mail account on a daily basis to send pics and letters to Nick Jonas and to her friends. Brainiac! What&#8217;s more, Miley used several email accounts to spread herself around, and she&#8217;s not sure which ones got hacked!</p>
<p>The bottom line is, there are more scandalous pictures that may have been accessed. Miley&#8217;s losing sleep worrying about them. Let this be a lesson to all of you self-pic takers&#8230;don&#8217;t email or post anything that you&#8217;re not prepared to have the world see. The internet is FOREVER.</p>
<p><strong>&gt;&gt; Latest: </strong><a title="Permanent Link to Miley Cyrus Deletes Twitter Account for Boyfriend Liam Hemsworth" rel="bookmark" href="http://snarkfood.com/miley-cyrus-deletes-twitter-account-for-boyfriend-liam-hemsworth/34992/"><span style="color: #990000;"><strong>Miley Cyrus Deletes Twitter Account for Boyfriend Liam Hemsworth</strong></span></a></p>
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		<title>FBI Keeping Mum About Miley&#8217;s Tennessee Hacker</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 22:08:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snarkista</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As you all know, Miley Cyrus&#8217; email was hacked earlier this year by a guy who called himself Trainreq. His real name is Josh Holly, and he lives in Murfreesboro, Tennessee&#8230;about 30 miles from Nashville. Snarkista had been following his posts in a forum on digitalgangster.com ; and in the beginning&#8230;none of his fellow hackers [...]]]></description>
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As you all know,<strong> Miley Cyrus&#8217; </strong>email was hacked earlier this year by a guy who called himself <strong>Trainreq</strong>.  His real name is <strong>Josh Holly</strong>, and he lives in Murfreesboro, Tennessee&#8230;about 30 miles from Nashville.  Snarkista had been following his posts in a forum on <a href="http://www.digitalgangster.com">digitalgangster.com </a>; and in the beginning&#8230;none of his fellow hackers believed his claims of having compromising images of Miley.  Well, he DID, and he released some of them- all taken by Miley herself.  They were supposedly ment for(and probably sent to) <strong>Nick Jonas</strong>. Needless to say, Snarkista broke the story quickly. <a href="http://snarkfood.com/breaking-interview-w-miley-cyrus-hacker-hes-got-more/">The hack job was an easy one</a>, according to Josh- Miley used all of the same passwords for her email, Myspace, etc.  Josh gave a <strong>detailed</strong> interview to <em><a href="http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/10/miley-cyrus-hac.html">Wired</a></em>, where he detailed just how he hacked Miley. You all with Myspace accounts should give it a read, and learn how lame Myspace security is.   Brainiac Josh had been bugging <em>Wired </em>to do an interview on him. </p>
<p>At first, he tried to sell the pics to celebrity websites like <a href="http://tmz.com">TMZ</a>.  They all turned him down, because of the illegal way he got the shots.  So, he posted them on <a href="http://www.digitalgangster.com">digitalgangster.com</a>&#8230;and later did a <a href="http://snarkfood.com/breaking-interview-w-miley-cyrus-hacker-hes-got-more/">video interview</a> about the hack.   Josh is only 19, and like a lot of boys his age&#8230;couldn&#8217;t resist BRAGGING about his hack that received international attention.   He <em>said </em>he&#8217;d never get caught. Just hours before the <strong>FBI</strong> arrived at his doorstep, Josh posted a message online bragging that even though he was a known hacker, federal agents would never find him.  <strong>SUCKER!!</strong></p>
<p>According to Josh, the FBI busted up into his apartment yesterday with a search warrant, and seized 3 computers and his cell phone amongst other things.  The Feds are staying quiet about the bust, and refused comment to the Murfreesboro Post.  FBI spokesman, Agent C.M. Sturgis, said he could not confirm or deny an active, ongoing investigation of Holly. Murfreesboro Police referred calls to the FBI.</p>
<p>Josh made some other claims to <em>Wired</em>, including one that he&#8217;d scammed $50,000 by exploiting an advertising scheme on MySpace accounts, but he didn&#8217;t want the details published to avoid giving other hackers ideas. <em>Wired </em>was unable to confirm the authenticity of his claim at the time they published yesterday.  Josh is <em>begging</em> for some hard time.  Maybe he should have a chat with Hulk Hogan&#8217;s son Nick!</p>
<p>Dumbass was repeatedly warned by his buds at Digital Gangster to STFU about the hack, and that he was <em>gonna</em> get busted.  We&#8217;ve known he lived in Murfreesboro for months, and it&#8217;s not a real big place. Surprise, surprise,  Josh says he&#8217;s scared now.  Doh!  We haven&#8217;t heard the last of him, and he&#8217;ll probably get a LOT more fame than he bargained for.</p>
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		<title>Jonas Brothers Release &#8220;Lovebug&#8221; Video: Watch!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:35:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tween sensations and America&#8217;s all-around good boys next door, the Jonas Brothers, have released their official video for the song &#8220;Lovebug&#8221;. If you hear young female squealing today, this is probably why. If you hear Disney execs squealing today, it&#8217;s because everything the JoBros touch turns to gold&#8230;and they are NOT Miley Cyrus. Retro preciousness! [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tween sensations and America&#8217;s all-around good boys next door, the <strong>Jonas Brothers</strong>, have released their official video for the song <strong>&#8220;Lovebug&#8221;</strong>.  If you hear young female squealing today, this is probably why.  If you hear Disney execs squealing today, it&#8217;s because everything the JoBros touch turns to gold&#8230;and they are NOT <strong>Miley Cyrus</strong>. Retro preciousness!</p>
<p><strong>JONAS BROTHERS LOVEBUG- HIGH QUALITY VERSION</strong></p>
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		<title>Dina Lohan Screws Ali Again</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:46:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Momager Dina Lohan has once again proved that she&#8217;s a moron. A greedy moron, at that. Even though daughter Ali Lohan sucks at singing, music manager Johnny Wright reportedly wanted Ali to be a management client, and help her with her &#8220;music career.&#8221; Johnny isn&#8217;t some no-name dude. He manages the Jonas Brothers, Danity Kane, [...]]]></description>
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Momager <strong>Dina Lohan</strong> has once again proved that she&#8217;s a moron.  A greedy moron, at that.  Even though daughter <strong>Ali Lohan</strong> sucks at singing, music manager <strong>Johnny Wright</strong> reportedly wanted Ali to be a management client, and help her with her &#8220;music career.&#8221;</p>
<p>Johnny isn&#8217;t some no-name dude.  He manages the <strong>Jonas Brothers</strong>, <strong>Danity Kane</strong>, and formerly managed <strong> N*Sync </strong>and <strong>The Backstreet Boys</strong>. Hmmm.  Let&#8217;s see. The Jonas Brothers seem like they&#8217;re enjoying a good bit of success these days!  Danity Kane&#8217;s not doing too poorly either.  N*Sync and The Backstreet Boys paved the way for the JoBros, and blew the doors off of the music biz.</p>
<p>Reportedly,  Dina thinks she can do a better job of <strike>exploiting</strike> managing Ali than Johnny would.  And, Dina wants to keep the 100% management fee she gets from Ali&#8217;s &#8220;career&#8221;.  Newsflash, Dina.  100% of nothing = nothing.   A few months ago, Ali released her debut song <a href="http://snarkfood.com/ali-lohans-first-single-5-notes-from-hell/">â€œAll the Way Around.&#8221;</a>  It made ZERO impression on the music industry, and music lovers. Click the link if you want to hear why, but be forewarned&#8230;get the duct tape out first and secure your head.  </p>
<p>Maybe Dina&#8217;s really done everyone a favor.  By continuing to &#8220;manage&#8221; Ali&#8217;s singing &#8220;career&#8221;, she&#8217;s keeping us from having to hear her on the radio.  Come to think of it- thanks, Dina!  <a href="http://snarkfood.com/ali-lohan-not-a-supermodel/">Good luck with Ali&#8217;s supermodel career too!</a></p>
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		<title>Wax Jonas Brothers Can&#8217;t Run; Tweens Go Crazy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:21:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snarkista</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Jonas Brothers unveiled their wax counterparts at Madame Toussads&#8217; museum in Washington, DC this weekend. Some die-hard fans waited 2 DAYS AND NIGHTS to be among the first to see the immobile cuties. Wax can&#8217;t run, so THESE JoBros will likely become a shrine for tweens everywhere. You can see from the pics how [...]]]></description>
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<p>The <strong>Jonas Brothers</strong> unveiled their wax counterparts at Madame Toussads&#8217; museum in Washington, DC this weekend.  Some die-hard fans waited 2 DAYS AND NIGHTS to be among the first to see the immobile cuties.  Wax can&#8217;t run, so THESE JoBros will likely become a shrine for tweens everywhere.   You can see from the pics how the Waxbros faked out some of the crazed girls&#8230;who seem to be quite happy with the next best thing!  They got to touch them!! OMG!!!</p>
<p>Madame Toussads&#8217; was originally only going to allow 50 of the weeping fans in, but changed the number to 100 after seeing the crowd, and fearing for their lives. The museum spent countless hours consulting with the Jonas Brothers, taking pics and measurements, so the WaxBros could serve as the ultimate decoy for less discerning tweens.  The WaxBros are even wearing the ACTUAL CLOTHES the Jonas Brothers wore on the cover of their new album <em>&#8220;A Little Bit Longer&#8221;.  </em></p>
<p>The museum needs to guard the WaxBros 24/7, or they&#8217;re gonna be the NudeBros.  Crazed tweens are plotting as we speak to snatch those clothes, and hide them in their beds forever. Also, <strong>Miley Cyrus </strong>may try to kidnap the <strong>Nick Jonas</strong> WaxBro to show those haters she IS still dating Nick. The Jonas Brothers should consider working a deal to borrow the WaxBros from time-to-time &#8216;cuz WaxBros won&#8217;t lose their hearing when the tweens crank up the earth-shaking screams.  Just a tip!</p>
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		<title>Snark Sightings</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 02:45:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Rad Girls Give Jackass A Kick In The Nuts&#8230;Videos! Yidio Was President Bush Hammered At The Olympics? Wonkette Tyra&#8217;s Tranny Top Model: US Jonas Brothers&#8216; Fans Spank The Washington Post Idolator Olympic Weightlifting Gone WAY Wrong: DListed P. Diddy&#8230;Olympic Stud? Industry Finest Tom Cruise- Christmas Nazi: Ace Showbiz Bobby Flay Throws Down With Nashville&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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<p>The <strong>Rad Girls </strong>Give Jackass A Kick In The Nuts&#8230;Videos!  <a href="http://www.yidio.com/search.php?searchBox=rad+girls">Yidio</a></p>
<p>Was <strong>President Bush </strong>Hammered At The Olympics?  <a href="http://wonkette.com/401833/was-bush-falling-down-drunk-at-olympics">Wonkette</a></p>
<p><strong>Tyra&#8217;s</strong> Tranny Top Model:  <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/transgender-contestant-to-compete-on-antm">US</a></p>
<p><strong>Jonas Brothers</strong>&#8216; Fans Spank The Washington Post  <a href="http://idolator.com/400349/jonas-brothers-fans-launch-intimidation-campaign-against-washington-post-critic">Idolator</a></p>
<p><strong>Olympic</strong> Weightlifting Gone WAY Wrong:  <a href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/27721">DListed</a></p>
<p><strong>P. Diddy</strong>&#8230;Olympic Stud?  <a href="http://www.industryfinest.com/content/view/953/">Industry Finest</a></p>
<p><strong>Tom Cruise</strong>- Christmas Nazi:  <a href="http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00017621.html">Ace Showbiz</a><br />
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Bobby Flay</strong> Throws Down With Nashville&#8217;s <em>Las Paletas</em> (THE BEST!):  <a href="http://wannabetvchef.wordpress.com/2008/08/13/paletas-throwdown/">Wanna Be Tv Chef</a></p>
<p>The Perfect Gift For That Picky <strong>Claymate</strong> On Your List:  <a href="http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/2008/08/clay-aiken-fans.html">Gallery Of The Absurd</a></p>
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