Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman settle their divorce

It’s been a crazy situation in the Aguilera household.  Even though Christina and Jordan have been separated for months now, Jordan has been living in the house with Christina and her new boyfriend.  Awkward!  Jordan has finally moved out now, just a few days ago, and in addition the two have come to an amicable divorce settlement.

The couple had a prenuptial agreement, so most of the money stuff was straightforward.  They will share custody of their son, and word has it that Christina threw “something extra” into the deal for Jordan.  I bet she’s just glad he finally moved out of the house – how terrible to be forced to live with your ex after a separation.

Cameron Diaz and A-Rod enjoy France

Cameron Diaz and her boyfriend, Alex Rodriguez, have been spotted enjoying Paris as a loving couple.  The two are shacked up in a swanky hotel room, and have been seen having romantic dinners, shopping at Chanel, and visiting museums.

They appear to be having a wonderful time and are taking in everything the city has to offer.  That’s sweet and everything, and I wish them all the best, but I have to admit I don’t get Cameron’s taste in men.  She seems to have a fetish for pop star leftovers – first Britney’s ex, and now Madonna’s.  If Cameran ever starts dating Jordan Bratman, I think we may need to stage an intervention.

Christina Aguilera pregnancy rumors abound, probably just comfort-eating

You’d have to be blind not to notice that Christina Aguilera is a little chubbier these days, and it seems that people on the internet are suspicious about the reasons.  Christina’s been wearing a lot of outfits recently that camouflage her lower belly, until Sunday at the AMAs when she donned a leotard and sent viewers into turbo speculation mode.  Almost immediately after Aguilera appeared on stage in her form-fitting ensemble, the internet was swarmed with people looking for answers as to whether or not Christina was pregnant.

However, the consensus seems to be that no, she’s just partaking in a little more ice cream than usual due to the stress of her divorce from husband Jordan Bratman.  Personally I think she looks great with a few extra curves, but no doubt the comments from the public will send her into ultra-diet mode soon.

Christina Aguilera turns to Cher for support

Christina Aguilera has needed some help getting over a broken heart after her split with husband Jordan Bratman, and she has turned to her Burlesque co-star, Cher, for advice.  She said that Cher had a ton of great things to say about the upsides of divorce, about starting over, and about holding onto your identity no matter which husbands float in and out of your life.

On the red carpet at the premiere of Burlesque, Cher and Christina seemed like BFFs, in a very mother-daughter kind of way.  Cher seemed very supportive of Christina, and Christina definitely seemed in better spirits than recent weeks, although she was visibly nervous about the movie premiering.

Christina Aguilera getting divorced or separated or something

It’s marriage fail week in celeb land, and the latest victims are Christina Aguilera and her husband of five years, Jordan Bratman.  It’s unclear just how far they’ve split, though, because although they made the official separation announcement just a couple of days ago, friends are reporting that they’ve actually been separated for months already, and that this “official” separation is just the last step before getting a divorce.  Christina took a trip to Cabo San Lucas with her friends about a month ago, and that seems to have sealed the deal – she and Jordan were having some problems before that, but after enjoying the freedom of being on her own in Cabo, it became clear that they were never getting back together.

Trouble For Christina Aguilera And Her Caveman?

Is there trouble in Christina Aguilera’s marriage? Girlfriend has been par-taying a lot lately, and she’s increasingly doing it solo. Yes, she did marry caveman Jordan Bratman. Is that the reason behind Christina Aguilera’s heavy partying?

It looks like there is trouble in paradise between she and husband Jordan. Rumor has it Christina has been doing some heavy flirting with another dude who was a FORMER associate of Jordan’s. He’s a former associate because Jordan fired his ass and told him to stay the eff away from Christina.

Unfortunately, Jordan did the telling off and firing by email. The flirtee is no dummy, he’s saved the email and is saying he’s gonna sell it to the tabs! Supposedly there have been steamy text messages and some heavy, suggestive “touching” between the dude and Christina. Xtina didn’t do the dirty, but came really close. Jordan is sick of her partying and it is causing a giant strain on their marriage.

Obviously, Christina is not blind, and woke up one too many times with the Geico man. She does love her boobs, however, and plans to nurse baby Max until he’s TWO. She’s not about to let those yabbos go away anytime soon!