Tiger Woods Press Conference Fails to Impress Alleged Mistress

Tiger Woods spoke to the press on Monday at the Augusta National Golf Club, apologizing again for causing “so much harm” to his loved ones and fans over his “transgressions” with various alleged mistresses. Woods will return to golf at the US Masters on Thursday after nearly five months of being absent from the game.

Tiger Woods (Photo by: Keith Allison - Source: Wikimedia Commons)
Tiger Woods (Photo by: Keith Allison - Source: Wikimedia Commons)

“I lied to a lot of people, deceived a lot of people, kept others in the dark,” Tiger Woods said in the pre-Masters press conference. “‘I fooled myself as well. The full magnitude of it, it’s pretty brutal. I take full responsibility for what I’ve done, and I don’t take that lightly.”

Woods said he was blown away by the encouragement he received from fans when he hit the course at Augusta National to practice for the Masters. “I tell you what; the galleries couldn’t have been nicer… Today was just something that really touched my heart pretty good.” (Read the full Tiger Woods press conference transcript here.)

Joslyn James, one of Tiger Woods’ alleged mistresses, called the golfer’s press conference a “big malarkey” and said all of the women who had relationships with him “deserve an apology.” Celebrity attorney Gloria Allred, who is representing James, echoed her client’s statement. “Women are not transgressions, they’re human beings.”

Really, we don’t think anyone who gets down and dirty with an obviously married man has a right to any kind of apology. All those “women” out there who are enjoying their 15 minutes of fame for sleeping with Tiger Woods needing be handing out apologies instead – to Woods’ wife and children.

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Tiger Woods Practices for Masters at Augusta National

The day after his much-publicized and rather disappointing interviews with ESPN and the Golf Channel, Tiger Woods was spotted practicing his golf swing at the Augusta National Golf Club on Monday. Woods will officially be returning to the game for the Masters Tournament at August National, which runs from April 8 to 11.

Tiger Woods (Photo: Mono P - Source: Wikimedia Commons)
Tiger Woods (Photo: Mono P - Source: Wikimedia Commons)

According to Golf Digest, Tiger Woods played 36 holes on Monday and is working hard on getting back in top shape for the Masters. Reuters reports two of Woods’ practice partners say the golf legend is back in “vintage” form. “I’d be hard pressed to see anyone beat him,” multiple PGA tour winner John Cook told the news agency.

It remains to be seen whether Elin Nordegren will attend the Masters, as she has in the past, to support her embattled husband. During his interviews with ESPN and the Golf Channel, Nordegren holed up on the couple’s luxury yacht with their children to avoid the media frenzy.

While Tiger Woods admitted his affairs with various mistresses was “disgusting behavior,” the golfer is apparently still hoping his fans will be behind him as he returns to the game. “It would be nice to hear a couple claps here and there,” Woods told ESPN.

If Woods is lucky, maybe those “couple claps” will drown out the boos and hisses from the folks out there who would rather he go find a nice, deserted island to practice his swing on, rather than sullying the Masters with his smug, cheating, “entitled” face. Because all we’re going to be thinking about while he lines up his balls is those gross and repulsive text messages he allegedly sent ex-mistress Joslyn James. Eewwwwww.

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Alleged Tiger Woods Mistress Joslyn James Releases X-Rated Text Messages

Alleged Tiger Woods mistress Josyln James is capitalizing on the golfer’s announcement he will be attending the Masters by launching a new website full of racy text messages she claims he sent her during their affair.

Joslyn James in her porn days (Publicity photo)
Joslyn James in her porn days (Naughty America publicity photo)

Former porn actress Joslyn James, also known as Veronica Siwik-Daniels, posted more than 100 text messages she claims are from Tiger Woods to her, many of them X-Rated, on www.sextingjoslynjames.com Thursday. If the Tiger Woods text messages are indeed for real, we don’t think we’ll ever be able to look at him with anything but disgust ever again. (Warning: the content on this site is definitely 18 and over only!)

Some of the text messages detail alleged fantasies Tiger Woods had of choking Joslyn James, throwing her around and engaging in gross sexual play with her that we aren’t going to talk about. “I want to treat you rough,” one message reads. “Throw you around, spank and slap you.” The text messages also allege he liked to call James a “whore” and wanted to hook up for threesomes with “another girl you trust.” James did not, however, post any messages she sent to Woods – a glaring omission in our opinion.

The last text message posted on the site is dated October 4, 2009 and implies that James had somehow nearly let the secret of their affair slip out. “Don’t f**king talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, F**k!”

James says she wants the public to know the truth about her alleged relationship with Tiger Woods. The former porn star claims she was Woods’ “full-time mistress” and had an affair with him for three years during his marriage to wife Elin Nordegren.

“He led her to believe she was the only woman in his life other than his wife,” James’ attorney Gloria Allred said last month at a press conference. “She was in love with him, and he told her that he loved her… Whatever rehab Tiger participates in will not be meaningful or effective unless he acknowledges the relationship he had with my client.”

We didn’t really think the whole Tiger Woods sex scandal story could get any more screwed up, but if these text messages are real… well, let’s just say we’d never show our face in public again.

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Tiger Woods Mistress Joslyn James Says She Got Pregnant Twice

Tiger Woods alleged mistress Joslyn James claims the golf legend got her pregnant twice, according to an interview with Inside Edition. James said sex with Tiger Woods was “never protected” and she ended up preggers twice during their affair.

Joslyn James (Publicity photo)
Joslyn James (Publicity photo)

Porn star Joslyn James claims her first Tiger Woods pregnancy ended in a miscarriage around the same time the golf guru’s wife, Elin Nordegren, gave birth to the couple’s daughter, Sam Alexis. “Actually, the day I was going to tell him, I had a miscarriage,” she said. “After I lost the baby I didn’t want to talk about it,” James told Inside Edition in an interview scheduled to air Monday night.

James claims she decided to have an abortion the second time she became pregnant with Tiger Woods’ child. “I just didn’t want to ruin anything,” James said. 32-year-old James said she feels bad for Elin Nordegren. “She didn’t deserve this, and she didn’t deserve being humiliated.”

Please. If you really felt bad about poor Tiger Woods’ wife, you wouldn’t have slept with a married man in the first place – and you certainly wouldn’t have followed up by spilling your torrid affair story to the highest bidders.

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