Miley Cyrus is racing out of control…and obviously her parents are complete morons. As everyone knows, Miley’s addicted to taking pics of herself that are sometimes quite racy. She obviously learned NOTHING after being hacked and having the shots appear all over the ‘net. No, Miley’s still at it, this time with her 20 year-old boy-toy Justin Gaston.
Miley thought it would be a great idea to post some pics on her Facebook of Justin hanging out with her IN BED. Brainiac! Besides continuing to set a skanky example for her young fans, her documentation of her love life may be evidence of a felony! Now, the Cyrus clan would have us all believe that Miley and Justin have a lovely, chaste relationship. We’d love to buy that, but the pics Miley keeps providing say something different.
Justin is a 20 year-old MAN, and is more than 4 years older than Miley. That’s a key number here in Miley’s home state of Tennessee, as that’s the defining rule for statutory rape. Not sure what the laws are in Cali, but I doubt they’d let Justin off the hook either. Tellingly, one of the comments to Miley on the Facebook screenshot says â€œHeâ€™s gonna kill youâ€, to which she responded, â€œHe doesnâ€™t have Facebook so he wonâ€™t knowâ€¦lolâ€. Oh, yeah, Miley. He won’t know! L.O.L. indeed.
Snarkista’s getting tired of telling Billy Ray Cyrus to tighten the reins on Miley, and it seems he’s either given up- or going along for the PR ride hoping it will help both of them out of their Hannah Montana contracts. There are even rumors he’s PAYING Justin to be Miley’s boyfriend. Whatever the reason, it is just WRONG. We’ll see if this latest stunt gives Justin a scare, or if he keeps on tossing caution to the wind. And Disney’s REALLY walking a fine line these days with it’s increasingly scandalous starlets.
Miley Cyrus is the latest star to have the honor of being preserved for posterity in wax, at Madame Tussauds in Washington, D.C. Wax Miley is posed next to a Christmas tree decorated with pics of Miley’s early Christmas present…her 20 year old boyfriend Justin Gaston. Snarkista can just see Miley now, getting crafty at the kitchen table, making ornaments like a preschooler. Pass the glitter, dad! I’m taking these with me when I get my parental divorce!
Madame Tussauds always amazes me with their likenesses- stars always look their best (ahem, Amy Winehouse) in their museums. Do they have a sweatshop of artists working 24/7 in the basement? Is hanging out for weeks with the waxmakers part of a Disney contract? Questions that keep Snarkista up at night.
Wax Miley can’t do the stripper hair-flip, though, so she’ll have to be content with standing around next to the Justin tree. Come to think of it, that’s about as lifelike as you can get!
Miley Cyrus is reportedly seeking legal emancipation from her parents. Who didn’t see THIS coming?! The 16 year-old is said to be in discussions with her attorney about filing a Petition of Emancipation form after repeatedly fighting with Billy Ray and Tish over her romance with 20-year-old underwear model Justin Gaston. Snarkista TOLD Billy Ray he’d better get that shotgun out, but he waited too long. The Star says that Miley wants to have total control over her career, finances, and decisions.
Billy Ray is regretting letting pushy Miley have her way about Justin (who basically lives with Miley and family). â€œHe also thinks Justin is a bit of a mooch and doesnâ€™t want him taking advantage of Miley,â€ an unidentified source close to the Cyruses tells the Star.
Miley was left in tears after her dad ordered her to stop seeing Justin during a recent confrontation. â€œSheâ€™s totally crazy about him and isnâ€™t letting him go anywhere,â€ the insider says of Mileyâ€™s feelings for Justin. â€œMiley told her dad to back off. She is sick of him trying to hold her down, and feels she is old enough to make her own decisions.â€
Britainâ€™s Daily Mail expounds:
â€œAlthough sheâ€™s only 16, she has been forced to mature much more quickly than most girls her age. She is dating a 20 year-old and is already a superstar, so she thinks itâ€™s high time she started living like an adult. And although she loves her parents, she no longer wants to be treated like a child.â€
DUH! Letting Miley date a 20 year-old probably helped that quick-maturing right along, mullet-heads! How in the hell are you going to set rules for a teenager after that? You KNOW Disney is kicking themselves for not covering this in Miley’s contract. Billy Ray and Tish better find a babe for Justin FAST, because there is no way Miley’s gonna break up with that hottie. Don’t let the barn door hit ya in the ass!
Taylor Swift looked amazing at the CMA awards last night, and performed “Love Story” on an incredible set. Miley Cyrus’ smoking hot boyfriend Justin Gaston made a fab Prince Charming at the end! Enjoy!
Miley Cyrus’ rep felt the need to put out a statement on her behalf today. According to Miley’s spokesperson, 15 year-old Miley is not having “underaged sex” with her 20 year-old boyfriend Justin Gaston. Why in the world would anyone think that? Not because Miley was snapped seductively licking her lips watching Justin walk the runway for Christian Audigier’s the other night during L.A.’s Fashion Week, surely! And of course, the fact that Miley and Justin were making out HEAVILY backstage had nothing to do with it either, right? Surely Miley was just JOKING when she was overheard telling a friend that “she was probably staying at Justin’s tonight and that they were going to skip the after-party and have a party of their own.”
Sounds like Billy Ray and Leticia Cyrus have a MAJOR fire on their hands, one that’s been building for quite awhile. But, there could be even MORE to this than meets the eye. Miley and Billy Ray want OUT of their “Hannah Montana” Disney contracts, and have been making life miserable for everyone on-set. Sure would be convenient for Miley to “sex” her way out of the Magic Kingdom, huh. Moms everywhere are getting antsy at Miley’s ever increasing provocative behavior, and AREN’T looking for another Britney to lead their daughters astray. Disney knows it, and has been grooming Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato to ascend to Miley’s golden throne.
Justin Gaston better be VERY careful around the extremely powerful and headstrong jail-bait. Miley may be a cash cow, but if she pulls a Jamie Lynn Spears, Justin could be headed for the slammer. Miley might end up SHOPPING at Wal-Mart instead of dominating it. All that Hannah Montana merchandise would go straight to the dumpster. Oh well, at least Miley has plenty of heinous Hannah-wigs if she decides to shave her head.
Behold Justin Gaston, the (rumored) new boyfriend of Miley Cyrus. Justin, 20, is an underwear model, and Snarkista must say he is a master of his craft. No doubt, 15 year-old Miley bought him as an early birthday present for herself. Justin must be a very mellow dude to put up with that nonstop Chipmunk with a 2-pack a day voice, and is only allowed to say he is Miley’s “friend.” ‘Cuz he’s 20. Snarkista has a bunch of other pics of Justin in his underwear, but trust her when she says the banana is in the hammock in a big way. And you DON’T wanna get in trouble at work! (Click to enlarge.) Damn you, Miley!