Us Weekly has taken an even more tabloid-like turn than usual by running a bizarre cover story this week claiming that Justin Timberlake was caught cheating on Jessica Biel, and had a three-day love-in with Olivia Munn. Â As evidence of the rocky relationship between Timberlake and Biel, they cite the fact that Biel had a big premiere this week, and Timberlake was in town, but didn’t attend.
I’ve not really seen this story run anywhere else except on sites that refer to the Us Weekly story, so at the moment it seems unlikely, but it’s certainly not unheard of for a story to start out slowly like this and then pick up momentum, and then end up being true. Â So you never know!
The Social Network, David Fincher‘s movie about the making of Facebook, is getting some amazingly positive early reviews ahead of its nationwide opening this Friday. Â Facebook’s founder, Mark Zuckerberg, has said that the film is highly fictionalized and overly dramatic, but audiences are unlikely to care about that, as long as it’s entertaining. Â It seems like a lot of good choices were made in the production of this film. Â The casting is inspired, from Jesse Eisenberg to Justin Timberlake and Brenda Song, and recently it was announced that Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross of Nine Inch Nails had written the score for the film. Â The tracks I’ve heard so far are pretty dark and delicious, so I’m really looking forward to The Social Network’s opening this weekend.
Dang, these two shysters hang on like a hair in a biscuit. Remember Britney Spears’ fling with one of the papz, Adnan Ghalib? This was during the zenith of the crazy daze. Adnan and Sam (Osama) Lufti were in cahoots- with Adnan serving as the boyfriend, and Sam acting as Britney’s “manager”. Sam managed Britney right into the loony-bin.
Jamie Spears had a temporary restraining order on each of them, which decreed that they stay away from Britney and the rest of the family. Now Jamie wants to make the order permanent…for good reason. He filed yesterday in hopes of banishing the scum for good.
Sam sent text messages to Britney’s hairdresser Dec. 27, asking her to tell Britney that he was not responsible for the situation that led to her conservatorship, which has been in place since Feb. 1, after the court found Britney to be “susceptible to undue influence.”
A week later, E! reports that Jamie Spears started getting instant messages from a person with an unfamiliar screen name who “made a number of utterly false and hurtful assertions concerning Mr. Spears and his family, threatening to go public with such purported ‘information’ unless Mr. Spears spoke with that person.”
Then Sam Lutfi started calling Britney’s dad, asking if there was anything he could do to HELP, according to court documents. View the new court filings here at Snarkfood.
This is the same guy who admitted last year to “helping” Britney by mashing up pills in her food without her knowledge. He held her virtually imprisoned in her house, until she went batshit crazy. Sam was supposedly the one behind a campaign to overturn the conservatorship, which began Feb. 1 and has since been made permanent.
Go, Jamie! Kick the scuzzbuckets out of Britney’s life for good. You’ll have to keep an eye on them, though…Adnan was spotted out with Britney not too long ago. Sigh.
As you all know, dear children, Britney Spears’ mama Lynne has written a noble book called Through The Storm. Not just any book, but a piece of tell-all prose that highlights the troubles of being a
child-pimp star mommy. Lynne’s book was all set to hit the stands around the time Britney went batshit crazy, so the release was pushed back to September 16th. More juicy stuff to spill! And spill she does.
Lynne has thrown HERSELF under the bus mom-wise, but hey…Brit-Brit has burned through some major coin lately, and a mom’s gotta have her spa days! Here are just a few nuggets:
Britney started drinking at 13, after she joined The Mickey Mouse Club. Lynne was one of those moms who didn’t really care as long as she was around for the drankin’. Hit me baby one more time…with vodka!
Lynne let Britney date an 18 year old football player when she was 14. Lynne was all for THIS genius idea, ‘cuz she wanted Britney to be popular! Kentwood family values! It was also cool with Lynne for Britney to spend the night with the jockstrap. Shocker when the dude popped Brit-Brit’s cherry! And you fell for that crap about Britney being a virgin when she was 14. Suckers!
When Britney was 16, she got caught with cocaine and pot while trying to board a private plane. By then, she was dating and sleeping with Justin Timberlake. In Britney’s room. ‘Cuz Lynne let them. But Britney was in love, y’all! Come on! A mom’s gotta have a heart! Have YOU ever had to argue with a 16 year old? Lynne rests her case.
Lynne blames Britney’s managers for turning her into a sex symbol at such a tender age. WTF?! Oh, and Lynne is really sad about her baby Jamie Lynn’s early knock-up too. Snarkista told you there is some hellacious crazy-juice in the Kentwood, Louisiana water. Obviously Lynne’s been guzzling that stuff for a LONG time. But go buy the book, y’all! Britney’s got some big doctor bills. And attorney bills. And child support. And…
The stress of this past month and ALL of the drama is apparently taking its toll on Madonna. Vadge has fired two dancers and her tour manager is threatening to walk out over her crazy mood swings. Is the Material Girl becoming the Menopausal Grouch? Despite her fitness-junkie regime, her health has started to suffer.
Madonna is reportedly anemic, a big sign she is overdoing it. What with A-Rod, Guy, her brother Christopher’s tell-all book and trying to reunite Justin Timberlake and Britney on her plate, Snarkista’s not surprised. She’s also suffered a painful knee injury. So, Vadge has had a doctor, physiotherapist and a chiropractor on duty during rehearsals for her upcoming Sticky & Sweet world tour. And probably some Kaballah dude to keep her red strings tidy and the Kaballah water flowing.
This week the docs ordered her to cool it with the punishing dance routines because her body simply can NOT cope. She ain’t no spring chicken, y’all. She’s now taking a time-out, and resting up in the Hamptons with her close bud Gwyneth Paltrow. Gwyinnie better tiptoe around, because the strain has pushed Vadge’s famous mood swings to terrifying new extremes. A source close to Madonna said:
She is doing LESS than OK. She’s been rehearsing for the tour and she is totally miserable. Sheâ€™s down physically and mentally. The situation with Guy is very, very tense. The way the press are going crazy with the A-Rod story, her brotherâ€™s book and her physical exhaustion are all taking their toll.
One of her closest pals says she has never seen Madonna so low. She says Vadge is feeling depressed and looking really gaunt. â€œMadonna was told to take it easy on work and rehearsals, so she will now take one day off every week and go easy in the mornings. She has a blood analysis done every few days â€” including one during last Fridayâ€™s rehearsal in front of everyone.â€ Madonna just couldn’t resist THAT drama!
Now might be a FAB time for Guy to duck back to England. Madonna with MORE mood swings, on forced rest, is gonna be even more of a capital-B beeyotch. If that’s even possible. She might just flip on out and eat him for lunch. With fava beans and a nice chianti.
Britney Spears popped in Saturday night at Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey’s fundraiser for Generation Rescue, an organization dedicated to researching autism. Jenny has been an outspoken advocate for autism research because of her autistic son. She’s become quite knowledgeable on the affliction that now affects 1 in 100 children.
Britney looked great and seemed really happy,” says a partygoer at the shindig at Jim and Jenny’s home in Brentwood. She kept close to her assistant Brett and didn’t speak to other guests, “She smiled and clapped during the video about autism. She was very into the information and watched a little bit of the dancers from Dancing with the Stars, sneaking out during one of the performances.”
Members of Britneyâ€™s family believe that her father Jamie has kept her alive. An insider tells The Sun:
He has been her savior. It was a horrible period and she was on the brink of disaster but she looks wonderful now. You can see the happiness in her eyes.
Jamie has put an end to Britneyâ€™s all-night benders on Red Bull and amphetamine-based prescription drug Adderall, the erratic drives around LA and the late-night shopping sprees. After her settlement with Kevin Federline regarding custody of their children, Britney seems determined to come back- both personally and professionally.
Britneyâ€™s dad has also kept some of her most troublesome pals away as well. Her former â€œmanagerâ€ Sam Lufti has been served with a restraining order and Britney is only allowed supervised visits with on-off boyfriend, British photographer Adnan Ghalib. He is not allowed to stay the night with her.
She’s reportedly channeling her anger at her mother AND Justin Timberlake into her upcoming album, having penned several songs directed expressly at them. Her mom gets slapped for being a money-hungry user- Britney says she treated her like an ATM. And Justin? Britney says he wasn’t her first, saying she was “already bad” before they finally slept together.
Hopefully venting her anger will help Britney and not stir up more venom for her to hold in. It’s good to see her looking better, but Papa Jamie still has a way to go before turning loose of the reins again.
When Madonna gets on a press roll, she just can’t stop! She’s a media junkie of EPIC proportions! Marie Claire UK is reporting that Madge wants to reunite Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake. People have been trying to do this for YEARS, mostly ‘cuz they think it would bring Britney back from crazytown, but apparently Madonna thinks SHE’S the one who can do it.
Madonna reportedly wants the pair to join forces for a HUGE finale in her Sticky & Sweet upcoming tour. We know Madge already has Britney on board. Brit-Brit’s filmed a super-sexy bit for the tour, which is gonna be shown on a gi-normous screen behind the stage. Some have reported that Britney will make an appearance in person at some shows, but other reports deny that Brit will join Madonna on the tour.
As the A-Rod scandal cools off a bit, and her widely reported divorce speculation leaves the front page, Madonna’s cranking out some new scoop. Gotta milk that tour for all she can! Now she wants to get Justin Timberlake to perform with her too. He WAS heavily involved in the recording of her latest album, Hard Candy. Madge thinks if Britney and Justin, who split 6 years ago, appeared on the same stage…it would make for a spectacular end for her show. She wants the two to hook up at her final US date in Miami in November. One source said:
“Madonna is always trying to raise the bar and Britney and Timberlake on the same stage would be perfect.They have both been asked but I think both are a bit reluctant. Britney would find it all a bit emotional and JT might not fancy it. More likely is that they both appear on different dates. But if anyone can make this happen, itâ€™s Madonna.
It might be good for Madonna, but Snarkista doesn’t think it would be good for Britney. She’s never recovered from the breakup, which started her well-documented downward spiral. Poor Brit might get her hopes up that Justin would forget his wedding plans to Jessica Biel, and come back to her. Not gonna happen. Justin’s been over Britney for YEARS. Papa Spears should think hard about any plans to reunite the two, even if it’s just onstage. After all, Britney’s hair is looking pretty good right now.