October 27, 2008

Lourdes Having To Be The Grownup In Madonna’s Divorce

Poor Lourdes Leon, being Madonna’s daughter has gotta be a rough gig. It’s embarrassing enough to have your mom writhing all over the stage when she’s 50 years old. It’s gotta suck when Madge appropriates Lourdes’ look too. Which she does, and it makes The Material One look even more desperate. Apparently things have gotten […]

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October 22, 2008

Upside Of Madonna’s Divorce: Christmas For The Kids!

Madonna’s soon-to-be ex-husband Guy Ritchie is overjoyed to be rid of the Material One for SO many reasons. Just look how happy he was on his recent birthday without her! One upside of the split that will probably be nice for the kids…Christmas could finally be coming! Madonna’s Krazy Kabbalah BANS Christmas, so the kids […]

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October 5, 2008

Britney Can’t Go On Tour With Madonna, Y’all.

Ding-dang, y’all, Britney Spears just got cut from Madonna’s Sticky and Sweet bodybuilding concert tour. Madge is pissed at Britney ‘cuz Britney won’t wear that dumb red string around her wrist anymore. She’s ditched Kabbalah, a cardinal sin in Madonna’s book. Brainy-Britney had been following the mystical Jewish-ish spinoff as part of her ongoing attempts […]

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