Kate Gosselin New Show on TLC Makes Us Nauseous

Dancing With the Stars diva Kate Gosselin will be returning to TLC with a new reality show. The new series, Twist of Kate, will begin airing 12 episodes this summer. The whole idea of Kate Gosselin stretching out her long expired 15 minutes of fame yet again puts a nasty twist in our stomach.

Kate Gosselin on 'Dancing With the Stars'
Kate Gosselin on 'Dancing With the Stars' (ABC)

Kate Gosselin’s new show will feature the reality TV mom using “fan letters from women inspired by her story as the basis for profiles of women facing their own challenges,” according to USA Today. Why is it that a reality show supposedly about profiling other women somehow makes Kate Gosselin sound even more narcissistic and self-involved? Someone bring us the Tums and Pepto, stat!

Twist of Kate will not focus on Gosselin’s children, but the 8 kids will reportedly return to TV in several Kate Plus 8 specials. So, basically, using the children to raise cash to pay for their own nannies… gotta love that. Ex-husband Jon Gosselin, of course, will mostly likely be notably absent from any kind of filming (or earning) going on.

“I look at it as a loose concept,” Kate Gosselin said of her new reality show. “I want to be out there learning from others, helping to provide insight whenever I can, though I don’t consider myself an expert on anything.”

Let’s just hope no one needs any advice about dancing, because obviously Kate Gosselin is definitely the furthest thing from expert in that area!

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Kate Gosselin Returns to TV – Do We Care?

Former Jon & Kate Plus 8 reality TV mom Kate Gosselin will finally be returning to television, or so the latest dish says. According to media reports hitting the Net on Tuesday, Kate Gosselin will star in a new show scheduled to debut later this year.

Kate Gosselin
Kate Gosselin

Kate Gosselin will reportedly be the star of her own new reality TV show reportedly scheduled to begin airing in late spring or early summer. The show will not feature Kate Gosselin’s eight children or ex-husband Jon Gosselin.

According to a report from TheWrap.com, the show will focus around Kate Gosselin “trying different jobs and tasks and showing how she performs in the different environments.” An unidentified ‘source’ reportedly said the show will be “more like Kate Gosselin, firefighter… not Kate Gosselin, wife and homemaker.”

We won’t hold our breath waiting for the new Kate Gosselin series to premiere. Even if it really does make it on air, we’re not really seeing a huge audience really giving a shit about Kate Gosselin pretending to be a firefighter or anything else.

Considering Gosselin recently announced her kids will be entering into psychological counseling for their serious emotional issues, we’re thinking maybe it might be better if she tried pretending to be ‘mommy’ again for a while instead.

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