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kate-moss-jamie-hinceCocaine-lovin’ British supermodel Kate Moss is preggers with her second child, according to the UK’s News Of The World. The babe is reportedly due at the end of August, and Kate, 35, is expected to formally announce the pregnancy soon…ending weeks of speculation.

She already broke the news to close pals, who were sworn to secrecy. THAT worked out well. Sounds like somebody got a check from NOTW!

Kate and rocker boyfriend Jamie Hince of Kills are, of course, “thrilled.” And probably that TIRED celeb baby-news phrase “over the moon.” Kate already has a six-year-old daughter Lila Grace from her relationship with magazine publisher Jefferson Hack. (Priceless last name, dude.)

Stay off the blow, Kate. It’ll be easier if you keep away from your drug-bud/ex Pete Doherty. Just remember that video of Pete and Amy Winehouse scaring the crap out of the baby mice.