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		<title>Best Buy crosses Kelly Clarkson but makes good in the end</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Mar 2011 18:12:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Electronics retailer Best Buy told Kelly Clarkson that she couldn&#8217;t buy iPod Shuffles for a charity drive, sending her into rant mode on Facebook about the store&#8217;s apparent policy to limit the number of iPods sold to any one customer. Luckily, a rep from Best Buy saw her rant, and informed Kelly that there was [...]]]></description>
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<p>Luckily, a rep from Best Buy saw her rant, and informed Kelly that there was no such policy, and that the location she tried to shop at had been in error for not selling her the<strong> iPods</strong>.  A formal apology was issued, and not only did Best Buy allow Kelly to buy all the iPods she wanted, but they donated a lot more iPods to her charity as a gesture.</p>
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		<title>Kelly Clarkson Sure Looks Pregnant, Pees In The Shower</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 14:53:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snarkista</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night on American Idol, Kelly Clarkson and Kanye West were the guest musical performers. Kanye sucked as usual, and will be PISSED if he reads this. Look for some ALL CAPS posts from Sir West shortly. As for Kelly, she looked like she might be in the family way on the Idol stage, even [...]]]></description>
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<p>Last night on <strong>American Idol</strong>, <strong>Kelly Clarkson</strong> and <strong>Kanye Wes</strong>t were the guest musical performers.  Kanye sucked as usual, and will be PISSED if he reads this.  Look for some ALL CAPS posts from Sir West shortly.</p>
<p>As for Kelly, she looked like she might be in the family way on the Idol stage, even though she told Ryan Seacrest she was single AND available. Kelly&#8217;s weight has always yo-yo&#8217;d.</p>
<p>The net has been buzzing about the rumor&#8230; which is probably not what her label had in mind when Kelly performed her new single &#8220;My Life Would Suck Without You&#8221; from her new album. </p>
<p><strong>Kelly Clarkson On American Idol 3 11 09</strong><br />
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<p>Kelly dodged Ryan&#8217;s questions about who the song was written about, but obviously Kelly is pining over someone.  Kelly would probably blab if she WAS preggers, as she DID reveal to <em>Blender</em> magazine her bizarre belief that everyone is guilty of peeing in the shower, and anyone who denies urinating during their bathing ritual is &#8220;lying&#8221;.  Kelly also analyzes her snot for illness.</p>
<p>This means Kelly pees in the shower, and would make someone an earthy bride.  So, there&#8217;s that.  Pregnant women DO go all the time, but the snot thing is just crazy. A bit Too Much Information, Kelly.  </p>
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		<title>Video Premiere:  Kelly Clarkson&#8217;s &#8220;My Life Would Suck Without You&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 14:39:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snarkista</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kelly Clarkson has delivered her new video for her single &#8220;My Life Would Suck Without You&#8221;, from her long-awaited 4th album &#8220;All I Ever Wanted.&#8221; Kelly looks and sounds awesome! She admits her album cover was photoshopped a bit, but she doesn&#8217;t care. Neither do we. Enjoy! Kelly Clarkson &#8211; My Life Would Suck Without [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Kelly Clarkson </strong>has delivered her new video for her single <strong>&#8220;My Life Would Suck Without You&#8221;</strong>, from her long-awaited 4th album <strong>&#8220;All I Ever Wanted.&#8221;</strong>  Kelly looks and sounds awesome!  She admits her album cover was photoshopped a bit, but she doesn&#8217;t care.  Neither do we.  Enjoy!</p>
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		<title>My Grownup Christmas List</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:37:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snarkista</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The day after tomorrow is the day we celebrate the biggest Gift ever given in history. Christmas, the day of hope, joy, and the greatest love of all. I wish you the merriest of Christmases, hope even in these times of trouble, and joy that comes not from things, but from blessings much more profound. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The day after tomorrow is the day we celebrate the biggest Gift ever given in history.  Christmas, the day of hope, joy, and the greatest love of all.  I wish you the merriest of Christmases, hope even in these times of trouble, and joy that comes not from things, but from blessings much more profound.  Here&#8217;s <strong>Kelly Clarkson</strong> singing <strong>&#8220;My Grownup Christmas List&#8221;</strong>, one of my favorite modern Christmas songs.  This has been an incredible year, and you&#8217;ve all played a BIG part.  Thank you, bless you, and may 2009 be your best year ever!</p>
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