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Papz Beat Up Little Ken Paves, Jessica Simpson Rushes Him To Hospital

TMZ is reporting that a crazy paparazzi busted Jessica Simpson’s BFF and bad weave pusher hairdresser extraordinaire Ken Paves in the FACE last night with his camera! Reportedly, Paves was leading Jessica out of the restaurant Madeo, trying to help her through the crowd of nutty papz, when an overzealous one popped him face-on near his eye. Paves was bleeding profusely, and Jessica had to rush him to the hospital. Let this be a warning to all celebs- be extra careful on a slow news night…the papz get extra aggressive! It’s the economy, stupid! As of this writing, no police charges have been reported, but the offending photographer shouldn’t get TOO comfy. Pick on somebody your own size!

photo credit: TMZ

Eva Longoria Let Tony Cut Her Hair!

Eva Longoria is a pretty brave babe. She’s been sporting a new haircut, and she told ET that hubby Tony Parker’s the one who cut it!

Tony cut my hair! I had to cut my hair for the show because Gabrielle has short hair, I wore a wig in the last episode, but I didn’t want to wear a wig this whole season, so I was like, I’m going to cut it!

Hairstylist Ken Paves apparently made Tony make the first move. He was too scared to do it himself! Ken said, “Tony, you’re going to do the first cut, so she can’t be mad at me.” Eva says “Tony did the first snip. Then he did more, and then he did more, and then Kenny cleaned it up”. Paves probably charged double for THAT fix, as Snarkista imagines it took awhile. She’d never let a basketball player or Ken Paves NEAR her hair! (See Jessica Simpson’s heinous flip-do a few years back…just sayin’)

Snarkista’s not crazy about Eva’s new ‘do, her long hair was a lot sexier. Still, it WOULD be hot to have all of that stuffed up in a wig most of the day. Maybe Tony went all Edward Scissorhands before Kenny could stop him. Oh well, it’s hair, it’ll grow back. Now Ken can sell Eva some extensions!

Hair Crimes: Katie Holmes Edition

Nooooooo, Katie! NO! INTERVENTION! If this has something to do with your
mini “singing and dancing” guest appearance on “Eli Stone” this season, you better HOPE they haven’t filmed it yet. Ken Paves could do better than this. Flapper? Early Paul McCartney meets a curling iron? 1970’s Susan Sarandon?
FIRE THE STYLIST. And unleash Tom on the media to suppress this picture.
With great concern,
Snarkista