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Fat Kevin Federline Signs On to Celebrity Fit Club

Britney Spears ex and baby daddyÂ Kevin Federline has reportedly signed on for the next season of Celebrity Fit Club to shed the massive pounds he’s gained since his backup dancer days.Â Recently nicknamed K-Fat in the tabloid media, Federline hopes to regain his former svelte bod on the VH1 weight-loss reality show.

According to TMZ.com, Kevin Federline will join Whitney Houston‘s ex-husband Bobby Brown, Nicole Eggert and possibly Federline’s other ex & baby mommaÂ Shar Jackson on the next season of Celebrity Fit Club.

Poor K-Fed, he’s probably getting quite sick of all those Kevin Federline fat jokes splashed all over the Net. We dearly hope he does get his ass in shape so we can stop seeing him splash around shirtless with man-boobs flopping about.

Too bad though, no amount of working out is going to do anything for his brains.

Does K-Fed Have The Moves For Dancing With The Stars?

Chubby Kevin Federline is considering a stint on the next season of Dancing With The Stars, reportedly to help him get his backup dancin’ body back. K-Fed WAS in great shape when he swept Britney Spears off her thigh-high boots back in the day. Britney got him hooked on the Cheetos, it looks like, ‘cuz he’s a PUDGE right now.

What better way to get into shape?! You need to be tip-top to chase those little boys around, anyways, Kevin. Snarkista says GO FOR IT AND PASS THE CHEETOS. ALL OF THEM.

Kevin Federline Is About To Popazao!

Holy crap, what has Kevin Federline been eating? Dude is as big as a HOUSE! Obviously, he’s not working on his “backup dancer” career anymore…now that he has that Britney cash coming in every month. Hey, K-Fed, maybe hire a TRAINER? And ditch those stumpy-shorts pronto. It is a LIE that hanging around with people who are fatter than you makes you look thinner. Exhibit 1: This picture. Humpty Dumpty + Skinhead = FAIL.

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