Kevin Federline expecting a baby girl

Because Kevin Federline doesn’t already have enough kids, he knocked up girlfriend Victoria Prince, and apparently Victoria is going to be having a girl.  The ex Mr. Britney is said to be elated about the news, and he and Victoria are busy making preparations for the upcoming arrival.

Victoria says, though, that they’d already chosen the name of the baby long before they knew the sex.  They picked the name Jordan because it could either be for a boy or a girl.  I guess they didn’t have time to think up separate boy and girl names.  At least they’re not naming her Sacramento or Tuna Helper or any of those other celebrity-type baby names.

Alexis Knapp wants money now

Alexis Knapp, the actress who used to date Ryan Phillippe and is now pregnant, says that Ryan’s offer to give her child support after a paternity test is not good enough.  She says she’s struggling financially right now, and wants Ryan to start helping her out immediately with things like medical bills and buying things to prepare for the baby.

Knapp has hired the same lawyer that Kevin Federline had in his divorce from Britney Spears, so clearly she’s serious about getting this money.  Ryan says he’s not planning on forking anything over until he knows for sure if the baby is his.  Knapp claims there’s zero chance that it’s not his, and she wants to force Ryan to give her money right now.

Fat Kevin Federline Signs On to Celebrity Fit Club

Britney Spears ex and baby daddy Kevin Federline has reportedly signed on for the next season of Celebrity Fit Club to shed the massive pounds he’s gained since his backup dancer days. Recently nicknamed K-Fat in the tabloid media, Federline hopes to regain his former svelte bod on the VH1 weight-loss reality show.

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Kevin Federline

According to, Kevin Federline will join Whitney Houston‘s ex-husband Bobby Brown, Nicole Eggert and possibly Federline’s other ex & baby momma Shar Jackson on the next season of Celebrity Fit Club.

Poor K-Fed, he’s probably getting quite sick of all those Kevin Federline fat jokes splashed all over the Net. We dearly hope he does get his ass in shape so we can stop seeing him splash around shirtless with man-boobs flopping about.

Too bad though, no amount of working out is going to do anything for his brains.

Does K-Fed Have The Moves For Dancing With The Stars?

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Chubby Kevin Federline is considering a stint on the next season of Dancing With The Stars, reportedly to help him get his backup dancin’ body back. K-Fed WAS in great shape when he swept Britney Spears off her thigh-high boots back in the day. Britney got him hooked on the Cheetos, it looks like, ‘cuz he’s a PUDGE right now.

What better way to get into shape?! You need to be tip-top to chase those little boys around, anyways, Kevin. Snarkista says GO FOR IT AND PASS THE CHEETOS. ALL OF THEM.

Kevin Federline Is About To Popazao!

Holy crap, what has Kevin Federline been eating? Dude is as big as a HOUSE! Obviously, he’s not working on his “backup dancer” career anymore…now that he has that Britney cash coming in every month. Hey, K-Fed, maybe hire a TRAINER? And ditch those stumpy-shorts pronto. It is a LIE that hanging around with people who are fatter than you makes you look thinner. Exhibit 1: This picture. Humpty Dumpty + Skinhead = FAIL.

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Britney’s Son Jayden Rushed To Hospital With A Seizure

The UK Daily Mail is reporting that Britney Spear’s youngest son, 2 year-old Jayden James Federline, was raced to the emergency room after collapsing into a “vague and unresponsive” state at the family’s home in Kentwood, Louisiana, Sunday afternoon.

The tot was rushed to Southwest Mississippi Regional Medical Center, where he was treated and kept overnight for observation. A source told the Daily Mail:

“He was vague and unresponsive so Britney dialed an ambulance. But she was told it would take half an hour to arrive, and she was best trying to get Jayden to the hospital herself. Jayden James had to be kept in hospital overnight for observations. We don’t yet know what’s wrong with him. Britney was insistent that wouldn’t leave him. She asked for a bed to be made up in the same room so she could be there at his side.”

Poor little Jayden! Sometimes toddlers get seizures at this age when they have a fever; sometimes they’ll have one and then never have another. It’s always a very frightening thing. We hope this is a benign event, and our prayers go out for the little guy.

Britney’s Bikini Cover

Britney Spears shows off her better bikini bod on the cover of this week’s OK magazine. Hopefully this will NOT be ammo for Brit to perform in a bikini again on the VMA awards! Still, Britney looks a lot better, and says:

“I’m the healthiest I’ve been all my life,” Britney, 26, tells OK!. “My diet has a lot to do with my getting into shape. I have no sugar. I don’t eat fruit or even fruit juice because of the sugar. I eat chicken and salmon and rice. I eat avocados. I’ll have egg whites for breakfast and sometimes turkey burgers for lunch. I try to do just 1,200 calories a day. It may sound like it’s not much, but it’s actually a lot of food if you eat the right things.”

Britney’s been seen wearing her bikini around lately, and it’s a welcome change from her not-so-distant flabby self. She’s continuing to work out and wants to be a healthy role model for her two boys. NOT mentioned is the cigarette part of her diet…ciggies always help with weight loss, but have the unfortunate side-effect of lung cancer. Keep the ciggies away from the babies, Brit, and that will do more than any diet to model healthy living!