Celebrities try to blackmail us into donating money

Here’s another bizarre publicity stunt set to draw attention to a good cause – Kim and Khloe Kardashian, Alicia Keys, Lady Gaga, and Justin Timberlake are going to cease all Twitter and Facebook activity starting Wednesday, as a “digital death” gimmick to promote World AIDS Day.

The plan is that they will not return to their online lives until a million dollars has been raised for Keep a Child Alive.  The campaign features images of the stars posing as dead people in coffins, in a cheesy attempt to lend a visual element to the digital death theme.  I might be more inclined to donate if they promised to stop doing these cheap stunts, or if donating would keep them off the internet for longer intervals.

Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian wrestle in New York

The Kardashian sisters were reunited in New York this week after a short time apart, and there was definitely a festive mood and a lot of joking around going on, including a playful wrestling match that ended up with Khloe and her sister Kourtney tackling each other to the ground in the lobby of their Manhattan hotel.  The sisters are probably so excited because they have a lot of great things waiting for them in NYC – they’re planning on opening a branch of their DASH clothing store, and Kim and Kourtney are slated to make a reality TV show about the opening of the store.  The show will be called Kourtney and Kim Take New York, and if it’s even half as entertaining as their original show was, we’ll all be in for some good viewing.

Khloe Kardashian Not Pregnant, Just Fat

Reality TV personality Khloe Kardashian is trying to put rumors she is pregnant to rest. Kardashian and husband Lamar Odom have been open about their desire to start a family, but so far they say there is no bun in the oven.

Khloe Kardashian (Photo: © Glenn Francis, www.PacificProDigital.com)
Khloe Kardashian (Photo: © Glenn Francis, www.PacificProDigital.com)

Khloe Kardashian’s curvy figure and cryptic statements from husband Lamar Odom have led some to speculate in recent weeks that she might be knocked up. Odom and Kardashian said earlier this year that they wanted to have a baby and are “not doing anything” to prevent a pregnancy.

However, rumors Kardashian is already expecting are not true, she says. Kardashian told reporters at a Los Angeles Lakers game on Thursday that she wasn’t pregnant; she was “just fat.” Lakers star Lamar Odom also denied his wife was pregnant on Wednesday. “I don’t think so,” Odom told ESPN. “She hasn’t told me if she was pregnant. I probably would be the first to know.”

Of course, plenty of celebrities have denied being pregnant for months before finally confessing they are knocked up. If Khloe Kardashian isn’t preggers yet, we’re guessing it won’t be too long before she is. We’re betting she and her hubby are probably working pretty hard at it behind the scenes…

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Kim Kardashian Punched in the Face – For a Good Cause

Kim Kardashian is nursing a black eye after being punched in the face this week in a charity boxing match for The Dream Foundation. Wearing a bright pink tank, shorts and gloves, Kim Kardashian took to the ring at the “Kardashians Charity Knock Out” in Commerce, CA to raise funds for charity. The whole Kardashian family, including Khloe and Rob, also took part in the fun.

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Kim Kardashian took a punch to the face from a fan during a battle in the ring, leaving her with a black eye – which she proudly displayed in a photo posted on her web site Wednesday. “I knew I had to do it for charity, since that’s what it was all about,” Kardashian posted, “but man, my girl could throw a punch! Look at my black eye!!!”

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Little brother Rob ended up even worse off. “At one point Rob’s mask fell off and when he put his hands down he got hit in the face and ended up in hospital with a concussion,” Kardashian posted. “Rob’s a strong guy and can definitely hold his own, but he wasn’t expecting to get hit after his mask had fallen off! This guy just got really down and dirty!”

“At the end of the day, we did this for charity and that’s what counts. Rob is doing fine now and my black eye will be gone soon… I hope,” she wrote. “You can try to bring the Kardashians down… but we’re a strong family. A concussion and a black eye can’t hold us down!”

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Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Dating But Taking Things Slow

Khloe Kardashian has found love again in the NBA, this time with Los Angeles Lakers forward Lamar Odom. Kardashian split with Sacramento Kings guard Rashad McCants in January after rumors of infidelity tore the couple apart.

Kourtney and Khloe Kardasian, PR Photo
Kourtney and Khloe Kardasian, PR Photo

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom were spotted at Boa Steakhouse in West Hollywood on Saturday along with Kardashian’s mother, Kris Jenner, and brother Rob Kardashian. Earlier in the week, the couple was reportedly seen dancing and stealing kisses at West Hollywood’s Guys and Dolls club.

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Lamar Odom, PR Photo

A source close to the Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami star reportedly said Khloe is “really happy” about the new relationship with Lamar Odom, but is “taking things slowly,” according to AmericanSuperstarMag.com.

Lamar Odom, 29, recently signed a new $33 million contract with the Los Angeles Lakers for the next four years. The team won the NBA championship in June. Odom and Kardashian reportedly met August 27 during a party at the Hollywood club Halo.

Kim Kardashian Obviously Missed The News; Adopts Chimp

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Nothing like hopping on a trend after it’s left the station! Big Kim Kardashian and family obviously haven’t been watching the news, because the morons adopted a chimp. Yes, there’s nothing these famewhores won’t do!

Kim blabs in her blog:

Her name is Suzy, she is three years old, and she is a handful! She steals our BlackBerrys and climbs up my mom’s bed.

Having a monkey is a lot of work. Suzy always has her diaper on and we are the ones who have to change it!

It’s just like having an infant but worse because Suzy runs around like a teenager! She always needs to be fed, drinks out of a bottle and she loves Capri Sun juices!

I KNOW King Kong Khloe Kardashian is behind this numbskull move. She bonded instantly with Suzy. Upside: being chased around the house by a crazed chimp is an excellent workout. Just don’t get your faces torn off. Keep the Glock handy, girls!

Khloe Kardashian Punks PETA


Obviously, the peeps at PETA didn’t do their homework on the insufferable Kardashian family before choosing King Kong Khloe Kardashian as their new “I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” poster girl. Why? Well, Khloe put it best at the unveiling of her gi-normous billboard, when she said “my whole family wears fur except for me”. Doh!

Big Kim seems to be the worst offender, according to Khloe. She says she’s been working on the entire brood to convince them to stop wearing fur, but says Kim will be the toughest to break. “Kim wore fur last night,” Khloe said. “I told her you cannot wear fur. It’s embarrassing.” Newsflash, Khloe: Big Kim wearing fur is about the LEAST embarrassing thing she’s ever done. At least she’s wearing SOMETHING.

Note to whomever styled Khloe for her naked protest- unless you were going for an electrocuted-fur-coat look for Khloe’s hair, you get a big FAIL. If you WERE going for that look, you get a DOUBLE FAIL. Back away from the crimping iron, pronto. You’re making Ken Paves look like a genius.