The plan is that they will not return to their online lives until a million dollars has been raised for Keep a Child Alive.  The campaign features images of the stars posing as dead people in coffins, in a cheesy attempt to lend a visual element to the digital death theme.  I might be more inclined to donate if they promised to stop doing these cheap stunts, or if donating would keep them off the internet for longer intervals.

Khloe Kardashian (Photo: © Glenn Francis, www.PacificProDigital.com)

Khloe Kardashian’s curvy figure and cryptic statements from husband Lamar Odom have led some to speculate in recent weeks that she might be knocked up. Odom and Kardashian said earlier this year that they wanted to have a baby and are “not doing anything” to prevent a pregnancy.

However, rumors Kardashian is already expecting are not true, she says. Kardashian told reporters at a Los Angeles Lakers game on Thursday that she wasn’t pregnant; she was “just fat.” Lakers star Lamar Odom also denied his wife was pregnant on Wednesday. “I don’t think so,” Odom told ESPN. “She hasn’t told me if she was pregnant. I probably would be the first to know.”

Of course, plenty of celebrities have denied being pregnant for months before finally confessing they are knocked up. If Khloe Kardashian isn’t preggers yet, we’re guessing it won’t be too long before she is. We’re betting she and her hubby are probably working pretty hard at it behind the scenes…

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Kim Kardashian took a punch to the face from a fan during a battle in the ring, leaving her with a black eye – which she proudly displayed in a photo posted on her web site Wednesday. “I knew I had to do it for charity, since that’s what it was all about,” Kardashian posted, “but man, my girl could throw a punch! Look at my black eye!!!”

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Little brother Rob ended up even worse off. “At one point Rob’s mask fell off and when he put his hands down he got hit in the face and ended up in hospital with a concussion,” Kardashian posted. “Rob’s a strong guy and can definitely hold his own, but he wasn’t expecting to get hit after his mask had fallen off! This guy just got really down and dirty!”

“At the end of the day, we did this for charity and that’s what counts. Rob is doing fine now and my black eye will be gone soon… I hope,” she wrote. “You can try to bring the Kardashians down… but we’re a strong family. A concussion and a black eye can’t hold us down!”

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Kourtney and Khloe Kardasian, PR Photo

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom were spotted at Boa Steakhouse in West Hollywood on Saturday along with Kardashian’s mother, Kris Jenner, and brother Rob Kardashian. Earlier in the week, the couple was reportedly seen dancing and stealing kisses at West Hollywood’s Guys and Dolls club.

Lamar Odom, PR Photo

A source close to the Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami star reportedly said Khloe is “really happy” about the new relationship with Lamar Odom, but is “taking things slowly,” according to AmericanSuperstarMag.com.

Lamar Odom, 29, recently signed a new $33 million contract with the Los Angeles Lakers for the next four years. The team won the NBA championship in June. Odom and Kardashian reportedly met August 27 during a party at the Hollywood club Halo.

Nothing like hopping on a trend after it’s left the station! Big Kim Kardashian and family obviously haven’t been watching the news, because the morons adopted a chimp. Yes, there’s nothing these famewhores won’t do!

Kim blabs in her blog:

Her name is Suzy, she is three years old, and she is a handful! She steals our BlackBerrys and climbs up my mom’s bed.

Having a monkey is a lot of work. Suzy always has her diaper on and we are the ones who have to change it!

It’s just like having an infant but worse because Suzy runs around like a teenager! She always needs to be fed, drinks out of a bottle and she loves Capri Sun juices!

I KNOW King Kong Khloe Kardashian is behind this numbskull move. She bonded instantly with Suzy. Upside: being chased around the house by a crazed chimp is an excellent workout. Just don’t get your faces torn off. Keep the Glock handy, girls!

Big Kim seems to be the worst offender, according to Khloe. She says she’s been working on the entire brood to convince them to stop wearing fur, but says Kim will be the toughest to break. “Kim wore fur last night,” Khloe said. “I told her you cannot wear fur. It’s embarrassing.” Newsflash, Khloe: Big Kim wearing fur is about the LEAST embarrassing thing she’s ever done. At least she’s wearing SOMETHING.

Note to whomever styled Khloe for her naked protest- unless you were going for an electrocuted-fur-coat look for Khloe’s hair, you get a big FAIL. If you WERE going for that look, you get a DOUBLE FAIL. Back away from the crimping iron, pronto. You’re making Ken Paves look like a genius.

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