Vanessa Bryant Is One Crazy Birch

kobe-and-vanessa-bryantOooh, more drama for Kobe and Vanessa Bryant. We all know that Miz Vanessa gets whatever she wants, especially if Kobe has been a very bad boy. All of that extreme power apparently has warped Diva’s mind, however, because her pampered ass is getting sued by the housekeeper. (Kobe’s is too.)

The now former housekeeper, Maria Jimenez, is suing the Bryants… divulging that she was “harassed and humiliated,” denied health insurance and forced to quit because of “intolerable” working conditions.

Maria is suing for more than $127,000 in unpaid medical benefits, more than $20,000 in unpaid wages and an unspecified amount in general and punitive damages. The suit claims she was subjected to wrongful firing, emotional distress, unpaid wages and invasion of privacy. The suit highlights that Miz V was incredibly abusive, even demanding that she put her hand in a bag of dog caca to retrieve a tag from her blouse!

Maria Jimenez claims Vanessa called her “lazy, slow, dumb, a f—ing liar, and f—ing sh-t.” BLEEEP! Maria had threatened to quit after being repeatedly embarrassed in front of Vanessa’s children as well as Kobe, but Kobe at one point had repeatedly asked her to stay after making his wife apologize. You KNOW that cost Kobe a trip to Tiffany’s.

Look for this to be settled quickly and quietly. Maria’s asking for the financial equivalent of approximately 1.5 of Vanessa’s lunches. And Snarkista adores children, but little Vanessa Jr. up there looks like she has a whole lotta mama in her. Just sayin’.