The Drama Of Rihanna

rihanna-star-pregnantRihanna and Chris Brown are still sucking the air out of the collective room, as their domestic affairs continue to play out in the media. Horrible situation, Cliff Notes version: After Rihanna and Chris attended a pre-Grammy party they fought in Chris’s car. Chris beat the crap out of Rihanna. He was arrested, bonded out, and goes to trial March 4. Chris announced today that he’s going to anger management classes. A shocking picture of Ri-Ri’s battered face surfaced in the media.

Rihanna is ‘effed in the head, because she’s been calling Chris, and has indicated she wants to take him back. Brainiac. Maybe Ri-Ri’s “big brother” Kanye has promised to be Rihanna’s bodyguard because ALL CAPS WILL TERRIFY CHRIS.

What’s more, the Star says Rihanna is, or was preggers at the time. She reportedly consulted an ob-gyn at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center after confiding to close friends that she suspected she was pregnant with Chris’ baby.

Wearing sunglasses and dressed in all black, she appeared nervous and upset. “She was extremely fidgety. She seemed totally uncomfortable,” an eyewitness at the doctor’s office tells Star.

With their relationship already on rocky ground, Rihanna feared a pregnancy could be the last straw and Chris might dump her. The rag says she didn’t have a chance to tell Chris that night before he pounded her up.

Doesn’t princess Ri-Ri have the herpes? The twisted drama promises to continue as long as it’s working in the press. The paps are THRILLED, as life has sucked since the Britney Economy headed south.

Rihanna Secretly Talking To Chris Brown, Will Take Him Back


Oh, Rihanna. You are a poster child for victims of abuse…complete with all of the co-dependent behavior. Sadly, Ri-Ri has been talking to Chris Brown on the phone, according to the National Enquirer.

“Even after what Chris did to her, Rihanna is crazy about him and she’s forgiven him,” a source close to the leggy beauty told The ENQUIRER.

“They’ve been talking on the phone, and they’ve agreed that once the legal problems are ironed out, they’ll be together. But as far as Rihanna is concerned, she’s already taken Chris back.
“They’ve missed one secret get-together, and now they’ve vowed to meet at a secret rendezvous location outside of Los Angeles.”

An insider added: “Everyone is advising Rihanna to stay away from Chris and concentrate on her career. But she won’t listen. She’s been talking to Chris on the phone, and she’s made it clear she doesn’t want their romance to end.

Sigh. Classic abuse-victim behavior. Gotta go back for more, because he’s promised never to do it again. Pretty tragic, sad news. Let’s hope Ri-Ri has a change of heart.

New Rihanna Beating Pic Looks Really Bad


A photo of Rihanna taken after she was allegedly beaten by Chris Brown has surfaced. TMZ got hold of it through a source…possibly one in the hospital Rihanna was taken to after the incident. Perhaps it was someone in the LAPD who cashed the check. No matter what, it looks heinous and horrifying, and won’t help Chris Brown’s defense at ALL.

Ri-Ri has a battered face with a broken nose, and is heavily bruised and swollen all over. Her lips are bloody and puffy, and it looks like there’s a slit on her left ear where Chris is rumored to have BIT her like he was effin’ Mike Tyson.

All of Rihanna’s friends are gunning for Chris- many have said his career is over because of the alleged assault. One thing’s over for SURE…Chris Brown’s squeaky clean reputation. Let’s hope that goes double for this relationship.

photo credit: TMZ