Lindsay Lohan: “Everyone’s Turned On Me”

Lindsay Lohan, queen of drama and leggings, had a major meltdown this weekend when she and her lezbud Samantha Ronson smacked each other up in public again. This time the fight led to a breakup and rumors of a RESTRAINING ORDER! SamRo changed the locks on the Hollywood Hills home she shared with Lindsay. Sam then hired five security guards to keep Lindsay out of an afterparty for Sams designer sister Charlotte at the Chateau Marmont. Li-Lo tearfully told US magazine that:

“It’s absolute hell. It was “the worst night of my life. I’m not a bad person and this is what happens. I was raised to treat people well, and I’m so tired of this drama.”

Lindsay even played the Mean Girls card! “I felt like I was in Mean Girls, but worse: Mean Girls was a movie.” Shameless plug!! Way to try and remind people that once upon a time you were an actress, girl. And puhleeze. You eat drama for breakfast, lunch and dinner, so don’t try to pull that shizz. Put the vodka bottle down you’ve been chugging on and take off for St. Lucia. Look what it did for Amy Winehouse! Er, scratch that. It’s still a lovely place- especially since Wino left.