Lindsay Lohan Can’t Follow Directions

Nope, even though Lindsay Lohan wants to sell YOU fake tanner, she obviously can’t read the directions on the box, ‘cuz she forgot to tan her feet. We all know Lindsay’s natural color is Fishbelly, so using some fake-tan isn’t a crime. It IS a crime, however, to hit the red carpet in a short skirt and orange legs, with white ankles and feet. This messed UP! Does LiLo own a full length mirror? Was she in a hurry or wearing socks while she slathered up? Will you buy fake-tanner from Lindsay? Snarkista needs to know.