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		<title>Lindsay Lohan Probation Report Glowing, Reviews of Playboy Spread Not So Much</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 17:27:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laura Vess</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The latest Lindsay Lohan probation report may be glowing, but the reviews of her nude Playboy spread are not getting quite as positive of a response. While reports say Lohan has been cleaning up her act in probation and doing a good job. As for her Marilyn Monroe impression in Playboy, well, some say it's just criminally bad.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The latest <strong>Lindsay Lohan</strong> probation report may be glowing, but the reviews of her nude <em>Playboy</em> spread are not getting quite as positive of a response. While reports say Lohan has been cleaning up her act in probation and doing a good job. As for her <strong>Marilyn Monroe</strong> impression in <em>Playboy</em>, well, some say it&#8217;s just criminally bad.</p>
<p><a href="http://snarkfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Lindsay-Lohan-Mug-Shot1.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-12927" title="Lindsay Lohan Mug Shot" src="http://snarkfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Lindsay-Lohan-Mug-Shot1.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="350" /></a></p>
<p>Lindsay Lohan, 25, will be returning to court on Wednesday for a probation progress hearing for her theft case. According to RadarOnline.com, Lohan has been living up to the requirements set by the judge in her cast at her last court date. A source reports that the troubled starlet has &#8220;made scheduled meetings with her probation officer, has completed her court ordered community service requirement of 12 days by the progress report hearing, and attended all her psychological counseling sessions.&#8221;</p>
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<p>The current legal woes for Lohan originally stem from a 2007 DUI case. The actress violated her probation in that case when she entered a plea of no contest in 2011 to a misdemeanor theft charge involving a $2,500 necklace she allegedly shoplifted.</p>
<p>Lohan&#8217;s representative released a press statement saying that the newly minted <em>Playboy</em> model is &#8220;diligently completing her community service.&#8221; Lohan was ordered to complete 480 hours of service work at the Los Angeles County morgue after previously shirking her required hours at the Downtown Women&#8217;s Center. That violation landed her a 30 day sentence for not fulfilling the terms of her probation. Due to jail overcrowding, Lohan only actually spent 4 1/2 hours in jail.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://snarkfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Lindsay-Lohan-Playboy-Cover.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-12928" title="Lindsay Lohan Playboy Cover" src="http://snarkfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Lindsay-Lohan-Playboy-Cover.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>Now Lohan is reportedly taking her probation requirements much more seriously, with the oversight of a strict new probation officer. &#8220;Judge Sautner gave Lindsay a new probation officer at her last court appearance. Her new probation officer is absolutely no nonsense, and she has seen it all. Lindsay has been a model probationer so far,” a source close to the actress told RadarOnline.com.</p>
<p>Lohan may be a model probationer, but critics are not so pleased with her modeling gig in the most recent issue of <em>Playboy</em> magazine. The spread (<strong><em><a href="http://globalgrind.com/entertainment/lindsay-lohan-playboy-pictures-official-details-pictures-photos" target="_blank">Lindsay Lohan leaked photos</a></em></strong>) was supposed to be a nod to the classic sensuality of Marilyn Monroe, but she mostly comes across as a cheap knockoff according to a number of reviews. <strong>Slipknot</strong>&#8216;s <strong>Corey Taylor</strong> even went so far as to say Lindsay Lohan looked like a &#8220;series of toll booths&#8221; in her <em>Playboy</em> spread. Ouch!</p>
<p><strong>&gt;&gt; Related: <a title="Permanent Link to Lindsay Lohan’s Purse Stolen, $10,000 Allegedly Missing – Really?" href="http://snarkfood.com/lindsay-lohans-purse-stolen-10000-allegedly-missing-really/312909/" rel="bookmark">Lindsay Lohan’s Purse Stolen, $10,000 Allegedly Missing – Really?</a></strong></p>
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		<title>Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s Purse Stolen, $10,000 Allegedly Missing &#8211; Really?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 17:09:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laura Vess</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Actress and newly minted Playboy model Lindsay Lohan has filed a report with the Honolulu Police claiming her purse was stolen over the weekend in Hawaii while she was at a house party. The actress claims she had left her purse -- containing her passport, probation documents and $10,000 in cash -- in her car. The purse was allegedly later returned by a local, but was supposedly missing the $10,000 in cash.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Actress and newly minted <em>Playboy</em> model<strong> Lindsay Lohan</strong> has filed a report with the Honolulu Police claiming her purse was stolen over the weekend in Hawaii while she was at a house party. The actress claims she had left her purse &#8212; containing her passport, probation documents and $10,000 in cash &#8212; in her car. The purse was allegedly later returned by a local, but was supposedly missing the $10,000 in cash.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://snarkfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Lindsay-Lohan-Mug-Shot.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-12910" title="Lindsay Lohan Mug Shot" src="http://snarkfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Lindsay-Lohan-Mug-Shot.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="400" /></a></p>
<p>We have to question if even Lindsay Lohan is <em>actually</em> stupid enough to carry around $10,000 in cold, hard cash in her purse. Not only that, but you allegedly have this huge wad of dough in your purse and then <em>leave</em> it in your car while go you to a party. Does this sound completely insane to anyone else?</p>
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<p>Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s purse, a $5,000 Chanel, was allegedly returned by an unidentified local the next day, along with her documents. Mysteriously, however, the $10,000 in cash was gone. Even more strangely, Lohan allegedly didn&#8217;t bother to question the random local who returned the purse about how it was recovered. We can just hear <strong>Seth Meyers</strong> and<strong> Amy Poehler</strong> on <em>Saturday Night Live</em> asking: Really???</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"> <a href="http://snarkfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Seth-Rogan-and-Amy-Poehler-Really.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-12911" title="Seth Rogan and Amy Poehler Really" src="http://snarkfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Seth-Rogan-and-Amy-Poehler-Really.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>In an audio tape acquired by TMZ.com, Lindsay Lohan says that her car was locked but doesn&#8217;t have an alarm. However, there are no details about how the alleged thief managed to break into her locked car. Like reports of a busted out window, a picked lock, etc. etc. Lohan does whine that she needed the papers in the purse for her next court date and says she &#8220;will f&#8212;ing kill someone if I even have to get questioned in jail for a year.&#8221;</p>
<p>We have heavy doubts even billionaire Bill Gates would leave a bag with $10,000 in cash just laying around in his car. Or not even take the trouble to question the random person who just shows up with it the next day. Either Lindsay Lohan is coasting along on even less braincells than we thought or there is more to this story than the troubled startlet cares to tell&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Lindsay Lohan Playboy Nude Photo Shoot Nets Almost $1 Million Payday</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2011 16:37:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laura Vess</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan Playboy nude photos will reportedly net the troubled starlet almost a million dollars, according to tabloid reports. Linday Lohan reportedly wanted a cool million from Hugh Hefner to take off her clothes for nude photos for Playboy, but allegedly settled for slightly less.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Lindsay Lohan</strong> <em>Playboy</em> nude photos will reportedly net the troubled starlet almost a million dollars, according to tabloid reports. Linday Lohan reportedly wanted a cool million from <strong>Hugh Hefner</strong> to take off her clothes for nude photos for<em> Playboy</em>, but allegedly settled for slightly less.</p>
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<p>So far Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s reps are keeping their lips sealed about any <em>Playboy</em> deal, but <em>Access Hollywood</em> says a source reports it is a done deal. &#8220;I can neither confirm or deny at this time,&#8221; Lohan&#8217;s rep said. <em>Playboy</em> has also not responded to questions about the deal.</p>
<p><em>Playboy</em> allegedly offered Lohan $750,000 to do the shoot originally, but the actress reportedly wanted at least a million. In the end, Hugh Hefner allegedly coughed up more cash to land Lohan, although it was not quite what she was asking for, according to TMZ.</p>
<p>The Lindsay Lohan <em>Playboy</em> photo shoot will reportedly take place in a Beverly Hills mansion. We&#8217;re sure that will be a nice change for Lohan after scrubbing toilets and washing soiled linens at the Los Angeles Coroner&#8217;s Office as part of her community service.</p>
<p>Lohan has been ordered to spend 16 hours in community service at the L. A. county morgue before her next court date on Nov after a judge ruled she violated her probation.</p>
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		<title>Lindsay Lohan Accused of Stealing $35,000 Rolex Watch</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 15:29:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ann</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been named as a suspect in the theft of a $35,000 Rolex watch. The watch allegedly belongs to one of Lohan's acquaintances, who claims they left it at the actress's home and never got it back. ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Troubled starlet <strong>Lindsay Lohan</strong> has reportedly been named as a suspect in the theft of a $35,000 Rolex watch. The watch allegedly belongs to one of Lohan&#8217;s acquaintances, who claims they left it at the actress&#8217;s home and never got it back. Police reportedly questioned Lindsay Lohan on Wednesday at her home about the missing watch, according to TMZ.com. An unidentified &#8216;source&#8217; allegedly claims police have &#8220;photographic evidence&#8221; linking Lohan to the missing watch.</p>
<div id="attachment_8078" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 435px"><a href="http://snarkfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Lindsay-Lohan-SF1.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-8078" title="Lindsay-Lohan-SF" src="http://snarkfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Lindsay-Lohan-SF1.jpg" alt="Lindsay Lohan mug shot (Source: Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department)" width="425" height="392" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Lindsay Lohan mug shot (Source: LAPD)</p></div>
<p>Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s lawyer, however, says she has nothing to do with any theft. &#8220;The allegations are completely untrue,&#8221; <strong>Shawn Chapman Holley</strong> said in a press statement. No arrests or official charges have been made so far in regard to the alleged theft.</p>
<p>This isn&#8217;t the first time Lindsay Lohan has been linked to mysteriously disappearing high-priced items. Last year, Lohan was questioned by Scotland Yard after $400,000 of jewelry vanished following an <em>Elle</em> magazine photo shoot in London. The missing diamond necklace and earrings were never found and the case remains unsolved.</p>
<p>Lohan was also accused in 2008 of stealing a mink coat from Columbia University co-ed <strong>Maria Markova</strong> at a nightclub. Markova claimed her $11,000 fur coat went missing from the 10ak nightclub during a private party and she later spotted the actress wearing what seemed to be her jacket. The coat was later returned without explanation and the case against Lohan settled for an undisclosed amount.</p>
<p><strong>&gt;&gt; Previously:  </strong><a title="Permanent Link to Lindsay Lohan Broke, $600,000 in Credit Card Debt" rel="bookmark" href="http://snarkfood.com/lindsay-lohan-broke-600000-in-credit-card-debt/37963/"><strong>Lindsay Lohan Broke, $600,000 in Credit Card Debt</strong></a></p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2010 17:06:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ann</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rumor has it that not only is troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan broke off her ass, she owes as much as $600,000 in credit card debt! Lohan recently had to shell out $23,000 in late rent to her landlord to keep from being evicted and now it looks like she's facing even worse financial woes.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rumor has it that not only is troubled starlet <strong>Lindsay Lohan</strong> broke off her ass, she owes as much as $600,000 in credit card debt! Lohan recently had to shell out $23,000 in late rent to her landlord to keep from being evicted and now it looks like she&#8217;s facing even worse financial woes.</p>
<div id="attachment_7964" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 435px"><a href="http://snarkfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Lindsay-Lohan-SF.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-7964 " title="Lindsay Lohan SF" src="http://snarkfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Lindsay-Lohan-SF.jpg" alt="Lindsay Lohan Mugshot (Source: Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department)" width="425" height="392" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Lindsay Lohan Mugshot (Source: Los Angeles County Sheriff&#39;s Department)</p></div>
<p>An unidentified &#8216;source&#8217; reportedly told RadarOnline.com that Lindsay Lohan currently owes over $600,000 in credit card debt. &#8220;One card cut her off last week and it&#8217;s only a matter of time before all her other credit cards cut her off too,&#8221; the source allegedly said. &#8220;One credit card company is going to discuss a payment plan for Lindsay&#8230; But if she doesn&#8217;t have the income and can&#8217;t make her payments, they are prepared to sue her.&#8221;</p>
<p>Lohan hasn&#8217;t been doing very well at earning an income lately. Her last film, Labor Pains, was pretty much a straight-to-DVD bomb and acting roles for the young drama queen are few and far between. Lohan doesn&#8217;t seem to have any trouble partying her ass off lately, but she&#8217;s no longer commanding the hefty appearance fees she used to garner from popping up at various nightclubs.</p>
<p>It wasn&#8217;t very long ago that Lohan&#8217;s landlord had to resort to threatening her with legal action to collect $23,000 in back rent she owed on her rental home. The Lindsanity just never seems to end, does it?</p>
<p><strong>&gt;&gt; Previously:  </strong><a title="Permanent Link to Lindsay Lohan suing E-Trade Over Milkaholic Super Bowl Commercial" rel="bookmark" href="http://snarkfood.com/lindsay-lohan-suing-e-trade-over-milkaholic-super-bowl-commercial/37271/"><strong>Lindsay Lohan suing E-Trade Over Milkaholic Super Bowl Commercial</strong></a></p>
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		<title>Lindsay Lohan Gets A Job As A Topless Dancer</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 22:25:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snarkista</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Times have been getting pretty rough for Lindsay Lohan, who recently got the boot from Samantha Ronson and her wallet. Lindsay hasn&#8217;t had a good job in QUITE awhile, and has plowed through a lot of her dough&#8230; so &#8220;it&#8217;s the economy&#8221; for Li-Lo too. Things are looking up for Lindsay&#8217;s short-term bottom line, (or [...]]]></description>
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<p>Times have been getting pretty rough for <strong>Lindsay Lohan</strong>, who recently got the boot from <strong>Samantha Ronson</strong> and her wallet.  Lindsay hasn&#8217;t had a good job in QUITE awhile, and has plowed through a lot of her dough&#8230; so &#8220;it&#8217;s the economy&#8221; for Li-Lo too.  </p>
<p>Things are looking up for Lindsay&#8217;s <em>short-term</em> bottom line, (or black hole of debt, whichever)&#8230; because she bagged a gig!  Bonus perk?  It&#8217;s topless dancing!!  Reporteth<em> <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,517138,00.html">Fox</a></em>:</p>
<blockquote><p> Lohan flew from Los Angeles to Las Vegas on Saturday on the private plane of the producer of <strong>Mel B.</strong> and <strong>Kelly Monaco’s</strong>  “Peepshow” to attend the grand opening of the sexy striptease production, but made the trip more importantly because she had a meeting scheduled with director and Broadway big-wig, Jerry Mitchell.</p>
<p>    “Peepshow” is designed to have rotating leads and according to very close inside sources, Lohan is in official negotiations to take over from Monaco who wants to move on and get back to work on “General Hospital,” however Mel B. reportedly intends to stay on once her three-month contract is finished.</p>
<p>    She even gushed to Mel B about how much she loved the provocative production and how much she trusts Mitchell to direct her in an on-stage striptease.</p>
<p>    “If they make me an offer, and the money’s right, I’ll do it,” Lohan reportedly said.</p></blockquote>
<p>Lindsay Lohan + Las Vegas x 24hr a day booze= <strong>look out, Nevada, whackout coming. </strong> This will look SO great on her resume!</p>
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