Lindsay Lohan Fired from Movie, Assaults Ex-Girlfriend

Lindsay Lohan is out of control and it’s getting so bad, we’re actually starting to agree with her father Michael Lohan that she needs a major intervention! Just days after Lohan was questioned by police over the alleged theft of a $35,000 Rolex watch, the young actress has been fired from an upcoming movie role and allegedly assaulted her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

Lindsay Lohan mug shot (Source: LAPD)
Lindsay Lohan mug shot (Source: LAPD)

Now that’s some serious Lindsanity!

The Other Side writer/director David Michaels says Lindsay Lohan was fired from the film because the film team “simply chose to move on” to a different actress. TMZ.com, however, reports a source connected to the film said Lohan was not “bankable” and investors didn’t feel they could rely on her.

That’s only the tip of the Lohan madness iceberg this week though. This past weekend, Lindsay Lohan reportedly assaulted her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson at a club in Los Angeles when she threw a glass at her head.

Ronson was reportedly Dj-ing at the Trousdale nightclub in L.A. when Lindsay Lohan walked up to her and threw a glass at the back of her head. “Glass flew everywhere and Samantha looked really shaken up,” a witness reportedly told Radar Online. “The club owner asked Lindsay to leave and was overheard saying she’ll never come back.”

Lohan is lucky she didn’t end up in handcuffs. The way she’s going, she’ll be even luckier if she doesn’t end up in the morgue! We think Michael Lohan is one wacky asshat of a guy, but in one thing we have to agree he’s probably right. Lindsay Lohan needs help whether she likes it or not.

>> Previously:  Lindsay Lohan Accused of Stealing $35,000 Rolex Watch

Lindsay Lohan Goes Cuckoo At Cuckoo

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Oh Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. Just when we think you’ve hit the bottom and MAY be headed back up for air, you pull a stunt that shocks even the most jaded among us. Not that Snarkista is jaded, mind you, but Lindsay Lohan is giving celebrities who behave badly good reasons to feel smug.

The freckled one decided to go clubbing the other night in London, and ended up at Cuckoo. Clearly, Lindsay took the club’s name as a green light to completely crack up in public. The Mirror reports that:

Linds sat with her straggly hair all over her face looking strangely detached from the world and mumbled: “I feel so, like, caged. Totally caged.”

Unfortunately, the creepy behavior continued as Lindsay and her posse visited the bathrooms.

My spy tells me: “She just wouldn’t stop saying she felt caged. She was just not all there and it really was like watching a broken girl in the middle of a complete breakdown.

Unfortunately, the meltdown didn’t stop in the powder room, as Li-Lo then proceeded to curl up in a fetal position on the dance floor. She’s a pro, though, as she managed to hang on to the vodka she’d been guzzling all night.

So much for sobriety…perhaps the tales of SamRo keeping Lindsay clean are true. Lindsay had followed her ex to London, and unsuccessfully texted her all night long. Sam didn’t take the bait, and must have had her fill of playing nanny to the firecracker. It’s hard to DJ when your hands are THAT full. Time to head back to rehab, Lindsay. Stay longer this time.

UPDATE: Apparently SamRo DID take the bait, as Lindsay is sporting a new “engagement ring” today. Good luck with that, Sam.

Lindsay Lohan Spills It To Ellen

The never-ending drama that is Lindsay Lohan’s life made a pit stop to visit Ellen Degeneres on her show. Li-Lo looks pretty dang undernourished to be starting a stripper job! Snarkista digresses, as implants don’t lose weight. Lindsay wants to set the record straight about her soap opera life! Does she do it? More importantly…do you care?!

Lindsay Lohan: “Everyone’s Turned On Me”

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Lindsay Lohan, queen of drama and leggings, had a major meltdown this weekend when she and her lezbud Samantha Ronson smacked each other up in public again. This time the fight led to a breakup and rumors of a RESTRAINING ORDER! SamRo changed the locks on the Hollywood Hills home she shared with Lindsay. Sam then hired five security guards to keep Lindsay out of an afterparty for Sams designer sister Charlotte at the Chateau Marmont. Li-Lo tearfully told US magazine that:

“It’s absolute hell. It was “the worst night of my life. I’m not a bad person and this is what happens. I was raised to treat people well, and I’m so tired of this drama.”

Lindsay even played the Mean Girls card! “I felt like I was in Mean Girls, but worse: Mean Girls was a movie.” Shameless plug!! Way to try and remind people that once upon a time you were an actress, girl. And puhleeze. You eat drama for breakfast, lunch and dinner, so don’t try to pull that shizz. Put the vodka bottle down you’ve been chugging on and take off for St. Lucia. Look what it did for Amy Winehouse! Er, scratch that. It’s still a lovely place- especially since Wino left.

Lindsay Lohan Is Living On Credit And Sam

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Lindsay Lohan was serious the other day when she said that “being unemployed is scary.” She’s reportedly blowing up her credit cards AND Samantha Ronson’s dough. The NY Daily News reveals:

According to friends of the two, Lindsay’s overspending is out of control, and it’s putting additional strain on the ladies’ already volatile relationship.

“Lindsay is spending like crazy!” a friend of the actress tells us. “She’s living on credit right now. She has no cash. The problem is, the money being spent is mostly Sam’s because Lindsay doesn’t really have any of her own at the moment; she’s really taken on the ‘man’ role in their romance. Sam really thinks Lindsay needs to learn how to become a recessionista and manage her money better.”

A second pal agrees. “Lindsay’s money situation has never been great, but it’s only gotten worse over the last month. For every dollar she makes, she spends double. Her personal appearance fees are literally the only thing keeping her afloat. But here’s the rub: Because of her explosive relationship with Sam, she’s unable to get the type of cash she’s used to. The negative press and constant appearance cancellations are hurting her pocketbook.”

Guess the “leggings biz” isn’t going so great for Li-Lo either.