Lindsay Lohan Spills It To Ellen

The never-ending drama that is Lindsay Lohan’s life made a pit stop to visit Ellen Degeneres on her show. Li-Lo looks pretty dang undernourished to be starting a stripper job! Snarkista digresses, as implants don’t lose weight. Lindsay wants to set the record straight about her soap opera life! Does she do it? More importantly…do you care?!

Lindsay’s Robo-Role

Lindsay Lohan made one of those overseas ads that stars do hoping no one in the U.S. will ever see it. Li-Lo’s is for an Italian clothing company called Fornarina. Snarkista doesn’t even want to KNOW what that name means in English. Here’s Lindsay as her version of a Stepford Wife! She’s definitely back on the coke diet.