The never-ending drama that is Lindsay Lohan’s life made a pit stop to visit Ellen Degeneres on her show. Li-Lo looks pretty dang undernourished to be starting a stripper job! Snarkista digresses, as implants don’t lose weight. Lindsay wants to set the record straight about her soap opera life! Does she do it? [...]

Lindsay Lohan made one of those overseas ads that stars do hoping no one in the U.S. will ever see it. Li-Lo’s is for an Italian clothing company called Fornarina. Snarkista doesn’t even want to KNOW what that name means in English. Here’s Lindsay as her version of a Stepford Wife! [...]