March 20, 2009

Snark Sightings

Steve-O Is Coming Back For More! Celeb VIP Lounge Linday Lohan Says Unemployment Is Scary: US Dane Cook’s Bro Ripped Him Off: Bitten And Bound Obama’s Special Olympics Insult Video: Bumpshack

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March 20, 2009

Lindsay’s Robo-Role

Lindsay Lohan made one of those overseas ads that stars do hoping no one in the U.S. will ever see it. Li-Lo’s is for an Italian clothing company called Fornarina. Snarkista doesn’t even want to KNOW what that name means in English. Here’s Lindsay as her version of a Stepford Wife! She’s definitely back on […]

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March 14, 2009

Lindsay Lohan Saturday Drama Overdrive

The papz everywhere are thanking heaven that Lindsay Lohan is in trouble with the law, TOPPED with a big old catfight between Li-Lo and SamRo. Ay, Dios. This is the good stuff. With the real possibility of jail! Roll ’em! The cops were called to Lindsay and SamRo’s house, (which is actually SamRo’s house.) Sam […]

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March 14, 2009

Arrest Warrant Issued For Lindsay Lohan

UPDATE 4:26 pm CT: Police are reportedly at Lindsay’s house RIGHT NOW!! Ruh Roh, Li-Lo is in BIG trouble again, and the po-po are looking for her! Beverly Hills police said an arrest warrant has been issued for Lindsay Lohan stemming from her 2007 conviction for drunk-driving. The $50,000 warrant was issued by the Beverly […]

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February 17, 2009

Lindsay Lohan DENIED By Chace Crawford

Lindsay Lohan is skinny again, and you know what that means. Snarkista doesn’t care how many Big Macs Lindsay says she eats, she’s washing them down with the cokey-coke. Not the all-American kind, the Colombian kind. And this is why her gaydar is obviously broken. La Lohan was out late in New York night before […]

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December 9, 2008

Fuggers In Hollywood Snap Up Lindsay Lohan’s Heinous Leggings

Further confirmation that most of Hollywood has absolutely NO taste (see Pamela Anderson in her tiger panties), Lindsay Lohan’s horrid line of leggings is actually being purchased by lemmings in Tinseltown. Signs of the Apocalypse! The top seller? Lindsay’s leggings with kneepads. Snarkista will not expound on the envisioned uses for these, but they look […]

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December 2, 2008

Lindsay Lohan Is Pissed At Facebook

Lindsay Lohan just HAS to blog. However, Facebook apparently disabled her account, so LiLo took her rants to her MySpace instead. Sadly, she hasn’t improved her writing skills! Upset with Facebook Long time since i have had a reason to write a blog.. I almost forget. hehe. okay, so i love myspace, because it is […]

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November 11, 2008

Lindsay Lohan Calls Barack Obama “Colored”

Whaaaat did Lindsay Lohan just say to Maria Menounos? Barack Obama is our first colored President? Sure, Lindsay looks like she just fell off of the party wagon and into this interview, but Snarkista’s pretty sure what she heard. Stuff like his is why Lindsay’s peeps wanted her to quit blogging about the election. Don’t […]

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November 11, 2008

Jesse Metcalfe Knocked Out After 40 Foot Balcony Fall

Looks like some partying at the World Music Awards in Monaco this weekend got a leeetle bit out of hand. Desperate Housewives star Jesse Metcalfe, who hosted the awards, apparently lost his balance and fell 40 feet off of a balcony. Damn! This wouldn’t have happened if Lindsay Lohan had co-hosted as originally planned! SamRo’s […]

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November 4, 2008

It Kinda Sucks To Be Lindsay Lohan

Lately, Lindsay Lohan hasn’t been doing so great in the “keeping a gig” department. First, she had a sweet cameo opportunity on the fab Ugly Betty, and she went and brought her diva to the set. Said set was not amused. LiLo’s original 6 show job got slashed. Then, despite her gaffe LAST year at […]

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