March 2, 2011

Madonna’s fashion sense embarrasses her daughter

We may be well-accustomed to seeing Madonna’s bits and pieces hanging out everywhere, since she’s been doing it for three decades, but poor 14-year Lourdes, Madonna’s daughter, is getting to that age where seeing her mother’s parts on display is nothing but embarrassing.  Mother and daughter attended the Vanity Fair Oscar party, where Madonna wore […]

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September 24, 2010

Madonna’s stalker claims it’s not a crime to adore her with sharp weapons

Yesterday a stalker was picked up by police outside Madonna’s home in Manhattan.  The man, a retired firefighter named Robert Linhart, had a seven-inch ice pick on his person when he was arrested for harassment.  Linhart’s attorney says that adoring Madonna is not a crime, and that there is no evidence to show that Linhart […]

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January 19, 2009

Madonna’s Bandage Bondage: Please Just Stop

Obviously, Madonna has NO intention of growing old gracefully. The Ancient One got strapped, wrapped and laced into a crazy getup to promote her album, Hard Candy. Look for this outfit to show up on Britney Spears in the near future. Madonna’s sporting bandages around her chest and wrists, in an attempt to appear sexy […]

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October 14, 2008

Madonna Looks Pretty Desperate

Here’s 50 year-old Madonna wearing a pair of shoes with handgun heels at the premiere of her “directorial debut” movie Filth and Wisdom. These shoes, designed by Karl Lagerfeld are set to be sold around the world. Snarkista thinks they will be must-have accessories for gang members. Madge is getting slammed by a UK victims’ […]

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