Madonna fell off of her horse the other day, and blamed the papz for jumping out of the bushes…spooking the poor thing. The problem is, the papz who were blamed said that Vadge was telling a tall tale.
TMZ is reporting that the police took a report of the incident, and the cops say no [...]

The family of Madonna’s latest boy-toy, Jesus Luz, says that Vadge has kidnapped their loved one! Jesus, who used to live with his family hasn’t talked to them in over 2 months. The last contact the family had with Jesus was a quick text he sent in December, telling his mom he wouldn’t [...]

Madonna is reportedly dying to make another movie, OBVIOUSLY not because of any past cinematic successes. No, Vadge loves anything that involves a camera (with Photoshop.) Her latest obsession is to play Wallis Simpson, at one time the most hated woman in England…because former Prince of Wales Edward VIII abdicated the throne for [...]

Obviously, Madonna has NO intention of growing old gracefully. The Ancient One got strapped, wrapped and laced into a crazy getup to promote her album, Hard Candy. Look for this outfit to show up on Britney Spears in the near future.
Madonna’s sporting bandages around her chest and wrists, in an attempt to appear [...]

Guy Richie seriously needs to start wearing some of Madonna’s dominatrix-wear around as protection. A mad-crazy Madonna fan busted up on the set of director Guy Ritchie’s new movie and threatened to kill him.
Guy, in the middle of a high-profile divorce with Madonna, was just yards away when the teenager ran on to the set [...]

Poor Lourdes Leon, being Madonna’s daughter has gotta be a rough gig. It’s embarrassing enough to have your mom writhing all over the stage when she’s 50 years old. It’s gotta suck when Madge appropriates Lourdes’ look too. Which she does, and it makes The Material One look even more desperate. [...]

Madonna’s soon-to-be ex-husband Guy Ritchie is overjoyed to be rid of the Material One for SO many reasons. Just look how happy he was on his recent birthday without her! One upside of the split that will probably be nice for the kids…Christmas could finally be coming! Madonna’s Krazy Kabbalah BANS Christmas, [...]

UPDATE: It’s official. Madonna’s beleaguered rep Liz Rozenberg announced that Madonna and Guy Ritchie are divorcing after 7 1/2 years together. In a statement co-signed by Ritchie’s representative and e-mailed to The Associated Press, Liz says the couple had not agreed to a settlement yet. US Magazine is ALSO reporting that [...]

Here’s 50 year-old Madonna wearing a pair of shoes with handgun heels at the premiere of her “directorial debut” movie Filth and Wisdom. These shoes, designed by Karl Lagerfeld are set to be sold around the world. Snarkista thinks they will be must-have accessories for gang members.
Madge is getting slammed by a UK [...]

With over half of a billion dollars in the bank, you’d have thought Madonna would be able to afford to be a bit generous. Nope! Madge is notoriously stingy careful with money, and thinks even her closest buddies should pay their own way. Bish, plz.
Beatle daughter turned designer Stella McCartney used to work out [...]